`applegum treat :)

2006-07-03T05:02:00.000-07:00

You're my perpertual Bliss(:

2006-03-25T21:15:00.000-08:00

Greetings.
(why cant it be blessings? Well, cause' that's a little sigh-off-ish, right?
okay, shut up, nut.)

Here's some highlights of da day:
Archer emerged champion for secondary school, yaye(:
Chew was the overall champion though. -smiles
Sports Meet was a little of a bore.
f-ing cramps was the cause of it):
Spent most of the time in da toilet, with doris and sweetest.
heh-
And oh, i'd be going out on a limb here,
but there's this primary two kiddo by the name of annabelle teo! :D
Same house, same name and a cool surname,
haha, wicked or what?
Forced her t seat beside me, muahaha.

okay, and baby got me counting stars in da toilet.
And that letter was oh-so sweeet! -MELTS
(:

Anyhoos,
had t freaking clear up the stadium for 15minutes after the whole shit ended.
After which, doris wenta watch Lovers in Paris at dearest's hse while
WE WENT SHOPPING! :D:D:D
Bought thongs and boxer and tops and blah blah blah.
Muahah, today was just Wild(: laughed so much & reminisced so much abt our
lower sec school days.
We even thought hard t recall every quarrelled made, so spas please,
but plain innocent fun, nonetheless.

& i LOVED the time spent with my buddy flubbies after Sports Meet'06(:
We were all over the place(:

Thereafter, met up w dearest and doris at town(:

Took prints and then trained home:D
Baby sent me home as usual, sweetness i love(:-

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one i see
V is very very extraordinary
E is everything else that you adore and
LOVE is all that i can give to you
LOVE is more than just a game for two
two in LOVE can make it
take my heart but please dun break it
LOVE was made for me and you.`((:

How can i ever thought that way of you?
Baby, im sorry.
just WHAT ON EARTH annabelle.

BANANAS AND CHIMPANZEES!

BELLE

YOU*

And that is what we always do(:

ILY* and im craving for your kisses-

2006-03-17T12:21:00.000-08:00

I miss my wiglet already.
Barely 11 hours and i feel as though im about to crumble):
Haha, okay.
That's far too exaggerated, Lol.
50 odd hours to getting my wiggy back. 50 odd hours.
Fifty long, boring, pathetic hours. This is torture.

2006-03-17T11:08:00.000-08:00

This entire march holiday's fucked up.
Almost everybody's screwed up.
Mmpft, at least we get t meet up almost everyday,
Sheer thrill, i like.

i wanted you to know that, i miss you, i miss you so..
1. i'll catch you - get up kids
2. tiger lily - matchbook romance
3. different - acceptance
4. such great heights - postal service
5. Goodnight and go - imogen heap
6. buried a lie - senses fail
7. city sleeps in flames - scary kids scaring kids
8. photobooth - death cab for cutie
9. pieces - sum 41
10. blueprint of the fall - strung out
11. letters to you - finch
12. a movie script ending - death cab for cutie

And i just watched the NYP sex video thing.
it's sick suck fucking gross.
hyuks-

And i think im going to continue with my rotting plan 101.
Plan 101 : watching videos after videos 24/7.

2006-03-16T21:12:00.000-08:00

So you think you can dance
is airing on Monday night, 8.30pm! :D

Check out it's webby:
http://www.fox.com/dance/media/index.aspx
yadaa, and the winner is Nick Lazzarini.(:

Be sure to watch all da videos from week one- week thirteen!

& please oh please, i wanna go to Lasalle or Nafa.
Dream on, man.

Eff it, this sucks.

Gimme the scholarship!

2006-03-16T20:12:00.000-08:00

I am thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.

And I have to speculate
that God Himself did make
us into corresponding shapes
like puzzle pieces from the clay.

And true it may seem like a stretch
but it's thoughts like this that catch
my troubled head when you're away
and when I am missing you to death.

And when you are out there on the road
for several weeks of shows
and when you scan the radio
I hope this song will guide you home.

2006-03-05T18:11:00.000-08:00

I am in love with DURKL tee-shirts:D
Hell, before i start on that, here's my flooba flaaba.

Yeh, as always, I heart Saturdays(:
Esp saturday midnight.
cuz it equates to
PURE BLISS =D

Baby sneaked into my bro's room to find me.
and as usual, im sleeping.
Heh, im a piglet, oink oink.
and You're the wiglet(:
Piglet Wiglet goes Jiggy-Jiglet tgt! :D
weeeets.
MIDNIGHT AFFAIR WITH YOU ROCKS.

Okay okay, more finger-lickin' good times to come. -BEAMS

2006-03-05T17:29:00.000-08:00

Jossip Pissog(:
Pitchfork, it can mean alot of thing.
It's tricky, words can kill.

Nyeh, i've got sowllen gums. and it's poking my
inner lip-lining so badly):
it hurts.
And omfg, Braces have seriously become the
fashion-statement of teen's life?
Strange, everbody's wanting braces.
(including me, haha)
heck, i've changed my mind.
Not.
Kudos to metal smiles and my wired friends(:

This week has been hushy-hushy.
Razzled rajah, please go die.
How can you give me an f-ing fifteen for chem? Lol.
Yes, results.
They're oh-so digressing):
Ive got a twarty ten for math. Rawrrs.
And parent's meeting's just next fri?
Gawd, just STAB ME NOW LA. -snorts.
Ohmuheff, god bless to my plans
for the upcoming March holidays man.
Bestest Donkiest Dunk in the planet of Bello wello.

That crazy rojak better not screw me upside down man.
She'd better not make me suffer for that week of Marchies.
This is so FOS; full of shit, full of self-studying.
Okay, for now,
Think positive Belle.

Rars, I hate math, Im an anti-math-o-rian.
Proud to be one.
But i do not want to be one for long
cuz i wanna ace in math.
HA, impossible bananzees, baccachew la):

I'M NOW THE PETITIONER FOR MATH-NO-MORE.
SUPPORT ME FOR BETTER RIGHTS IN FUTURE:

Shit, im going conkayeee.
haha(:

2006-02-28T21:16:00.000-08:00

Suddenly it seems that song lyrics and random thoughts
are what sums me up best.
Ok, Rotten-rojak changed our sitting arrangements ytd.
It's about to begin,
Serious Holocaust-in-Action.
Trust me, Oh-yeh.

Positive negativity,
An Emotional rollercoaster ride):
-Tut
Anyway, nth much to blog abt since school
today was uber boring pls.
First day w my New partner,
Koma.
She's, well,
not bad at all;)
YEH, i even knew how to write my name in Tamil.
Wicked isnt it? HA.
And that Cowbag of a Shortfart Power-ranger warned
clar and i not to eat in class.
yadaa yaddaaa.
Not as if she's a goody goodie bitch when she's a teenager.
she's a f-ing wo-MEN for peanuts,
If you get what i mean.
(Learnt it from leprosy-prostitue, HAHA)
Only highlight of today was Mrs-oh-sexy-Lum
who perked me up today.
Me: Mrs Lum, where ya going? arent you s'ppose to be in our class?
ML: Yes, i know but i've got sports heat. So sad right?
Me: Yes, very.
(ML smiling)
ML: You love my lesson dont you?
Me: uhuh, i'll miss you.
( walks off smirking)

haha, she's on the hot stuff sect for my tchr data(:
On par with Mrs tan, Lol.
yadaa yadaa

Other than that, there's nothing special to rant about alr. -mutters

2006-02-23T21:42:00.000-08:00

I just dont get IT, really dont.
To specify, i dont get THEM.
Those darn teachers.
They're TOTALLY pissing me off ):
The teachers are like HELL.
Just WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT
FUGGLY Ms I-seem-to-control-the-school ANG?
She is damnit getting onto my nerves. -rattles wtf
Rarhss!
And that f-ing maharojak, f-ing frowny choo-bitch,
acetera, acetera.
GAWD.
What is today?
Asshole day?
(oh, c'mon, gimme a break)
UGH.
And like, what's the date today?
MAN.
FireDrill?
A Math test?
Seeing Mrs Lee?
F-ing Cramps?
Getting scolded for laughing?
For wanting to be research-helpful?
Just Define Asshole-ultimate-Eff'er-Day please.
And to top it off,
it's the twenty-third, just Great. ):

And things abt the Juggahoe & Juggalo in the family,
i wish NOT to talk about.
HYUKS, I've been TOTALLY DRAINED OUT
by the weekly tests and so on i tell you.
Emotionally, Physically & mentally.
Fcuk, where were you when i needed you?
Oh good gracious Father/pal/guardian-angel-worthy,
please let me draw strength from you.
Seriously, Strike in me a flame Lord.

Im feeling suicidal.
Hooohaaa(:
(Wow, clap for me man)
And thanks for TRYING to help, but, it's NOT
working.
uhuh, not even a bit.
NOBODY, just nobody can figure out whattheheck's
going on my parent's TWISTED MIND.
they're lunatics, i so do believe;)
yadaaaa yaddaaa.
im Weird and Random.
(I even hung myself upside down to shit)
More Hell days to come, More tests & More probation going on.
They're spying w their ~~little~~ GAWD-DAMN BLOODY WATCHFUL eyes.

I so hate life.
But like what fibe said,
"Take this as an advantage,
Not to take all these shit as a setback but
a stepping stone for advancement(:
And not like others who'll treat this as a pebble
that'll trip you to the road of danger."
-of course i brushed up her words a little, but yeah,
the meaning's carried forth;)
I Like That.
(thanks buddy)
You're My Motivational Duster (Lol),
You erase my bad and dabble it with
Love, Joy, Faith, Encouragement & wisdom(:
But, i dont think i can account to taking any of that crap
into my advantage? There's like absolute NOTHING for me to advance on?
Lol.

But still,
Thank god for wonderful you(:
We're inseperable esp from My rival-of-love.
hahah. ( Secret btwn Me&You, heehee)

Alright, it's time to get back in line,
I am utterly far off from Average-Expectancy.
Im like Near Death, Oops.
( I did it again, haha)

I dont think i'll ever be as happy,
ever be as crazy,
ever be as blimey.
All i can say is that,
They've killed my being.
Im no longer who i used to be,
im No longer Me. ):
All i can do now is to tryta re-shape myself.
Hopefully, for the better.

There's upcoming tests next week.
And i believe,
Double trouble ( No twice fun)
is bound to happen.
I can sense it.
My fifth sense tells me so.

Holocaust proj, Green Proj, tests, etc.
Damn.
But at least, im done with 8, so it's left with 2/3?
The dreadful results?
More Abusive techniques?
Torture chamber?
24/7 Lock-up?
More Unhappiness?
More EXTREME feelings?
Quite Frankly, Very Frankly actually,
Im REALLY afraid im going to breakdown
cause' im not strong-willed 'nuff.
Dangg,
i cant handle all this by myself.
JUST STAB ME NOW LA. -snorts

Things have been ~~pretty~~ extremely dicey here,

I-N-E-E-D-Y-O-U.

Love,
Me.

* i know you Do care. and i hope you Do know.
STAY WITH ME.
No matter what, i plead.
Im just so NOT myself at the moment.
Being A Mean Bitch, if you might call it.

2006-02-19T20:04:00.000-08:00

Having bloody backaches cause of 4 whole hours of trg):
Sweating like a Mad Chimpanzeeeee, then.
Just came back from Sim Lim Square(:
Mum lied to me, she didnt get my Mp4, total bitch.
And she got my bros their GTR, effit. -roars

And quite frankly, today's lunch's gooooood:D
Ate at Novena(:
and i Bulla Crunch,
Not bad.

And Jeez, Supranee's team lost the hockey tournament
(what a pity),
awwh. Oh wells, Loser what.
( Not like it can be helped, Lol)
Man, im soo mean, heehee.
No, she's actually reallly n-i-c-e:D
Okay, that's not the point.
She's just the absolute Beeegest Joke man(:
Text messaging her is totally crap,
not to mention, waste of ~~time~~ energy, haha.
"Ahem, i'm v busy on sundays too k. Was supposed to go for e
s'pore idol audition today!! But got hockey tournament so cant..
what a pity.."

And

"what? I wanted to dress up as a star and sing twinkle twinkle little star.
Haha.. I'll wow e Judges with my Drop Dead Singing. 'Pun intended'.."

Omg! She's sucha retardiot(: Lol.

And Ytd, tehui got drunk and did this:

One Crazy Kiddo(:
silly yet sweet.

(The result of drinking 4 tigers and a sydney, Lol)

Too bad my heart has room for only You*(:

*shoot me down w your pair of honey-browns.

2006-02-18T08:21:00.000-08:00

Whenever Spastikated takes over my being, I'll text-messaged anyone, randomly.
Once, i messaged Hippo's friend, son:
HELLO SMELLY SUNNY BUN and the farting kimchi-freak will reply:
HELLO POMPOM/CHICKEN NEHNEH, acetera acetera.
then i will stop, and he'll call, then i'll answer:
HELLO WHAT! YOU CALL ME FOR WHAT?!
and he will reply:
ARE YOU FREE? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE FREE.
And i will answer: NO I'M NOT FREE, Okizay, tata(:
Wth! I sound so irritating.
Hoho, that's my Hobby-irritating people.
Oh and i think i've just somehow annoyed cris or smthg
but like,who cares?
It's not my job to be a holy person, Lol.
Slowpoke: Hey, how are you?
Me: Hellooo, I'm a Happy kid.Rofl-
Slowpoke: Glad to know, oh and bout' the other time we met, so sorry.
Me: What what what? I dont bother about such trivial matters. I've better stuffs to cater to.
Slowpoke: No, i was just saying..
Omg Omg, i've totally no idea what he's talking about.
hahahaha(rofl-)
Then i came online and we had another annoyingly-irritating convo=x
Slowpoke: HI
Me: ACK, what?
Slowpoke: XXXXXXX (I forgot what he said)
And the convo continued until he said sth like:
Please show respect leh
Me: (what-ing away, haha)
and he replied: Nothing

And i bet you know, and i know, and you know that i know, and i know that you know that i know, and you know that i know that you know that i know, and i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that Slowpokey's fuggin' pissy ald.
OH YAY,
Mission Accomplished.
Cranky, hahahahaha.

Then about tomato salsa, wasn't really sure if he's pissed.
Me: Hellooo Helloooo Hellooo
TS: Hi. Set,Towning?
Me: (Sound as Enthu as possible) ...
Me: NOPEY, I dont want to go town alr.
Hahahahaha.
Belle 'Angel-side', STOP BEING SO EVIL luh!
okizay, i shan't be so evil.

Den there's all da chatter-chitters bout' acjc funfair.
Lol, didnt reply jon and the rest cause i didnt go (oops),
instead.
stayed home to watch 10 things i hate about you.
And then Dearest came to my hse(:
YEAYNESS.
hahah, and i REFUSED to sing That thing you Do,
lahlahlah:D

baby's coming ltr agn and probably for the third time, midnight,
weeeets.((: -prances abt naked, Lol.
And im going to catch fearless ltr ( finally man!) and probably North country.
Either that, or Munich.
Haha.

And Mum's going to buy back KFC ( haha, whipped potato, again, Lol)
Also,

Ben&Jerry>3

Dear said smthg that made me really 'wa lao' nonstop please,
"too bad s'pore dont allow gm"
WALAO!
Hahahaha :D

2006-02-17T21:52:00.000-08:00

Cars terrorises me):
im car-phobitical, i guess[:
Anyhow, this whole week has been really, hrm.
Ambivalent-ated. Lol.
I hate that tuesday, But she never failed to make it really Special
nonetheless:D
You're the sweetest Saccharined-pill everr! KISSES.

Oh oh, and thanks for all the Vday gifts and wishes,
friends of Belleee, hahaha! :D
Well, Valentine's day is so so overrated.
the incredulous prices flowers are being sold at and stuffs,
TSK.
still, cant believe You got it.
Im honey-bounded by You(:

Valentine's Day isnt just all about i love you's. It extends to the act of appreciation towards someone close to your heart, someone who have been there with you through life's journey of up's and down's, joy and laughter, disappointment and sadness. A shoulder to cry on for sadness; the same shoulder to lean on at times where the company was simply just enough despite the silence. The wonders of a hug after disappointments to comfort and console; the hug which shares happiness and contentment; the same hug to bid goodbye every single day.
And yes, happy htma sweetheart:]

And this is dedicated to you (hahaha) :
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy no matter what
You'll never know dear, how much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

The other night dear, as I lay sleeping,
I dreamt I held you in my arms.
When I awoke dear, I was mistaken,
So I hung my head down and cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy no matter how the skies look like
You'll never know dear, how much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.
IHeartYou* so much, so sunshine dont you dare go away!
(:

Okay,
other than the-giving-and-receiving-of-pressies,
it's tests after tests.
And i ought to be studying But somehow,
i just DONT HAVE THE MOOD);
im bothered, really.
Help?
im soooo sick of myself at times
i tell you. -mutters
Anyhoo, it's 4 tests down, 4 more to go.
I better make sure i do study for my Physics
as well as the resto. -chants

Hm, any further to rant?
Oh, Holooocaauussttt.
We're doing on this really crap proj.
Hitler the Man(:
Apparently, the ONLY information i know is that
he has a Hugggeeee Dick and um, one testicle only?
ahahas:D
and obviously, he's a really sick in the brain, heart, ass, blah blah
every whatevers man:] TSK.

And yes, Maharajah the indian rojak is sucha sick fart :0
the ultimate nagging machine man, TWAORF.
but lessons were as per normal la, uber boring that is, Lol.
Ayess, im surfing friendster and Msn now, TUT-
Irritatants getting on my nerves, giving me minute-migraine, HA.
Survivor's starting any minute(: -prances abt
Btw, ACJC's funfair tmw, care to join, anyone?

(mini-whine)
Im already feeling dateless w/o You.
Purrr, i wanna go to our secret spot now(;

I want to see That Special Star with you,
I want you to surprise me at night, like you always do,
I want you to cradle me to sleep,
I wish.
under the vanilla sky
in the strawberry field
sweet lipsmackin lollies
all especially fer you (:

Baby,
You're being arrow-three'd.

2006-02-11T08:13:00.000-08:00

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2006-02-10T23:42:00.000-08:00

Howdy peepos(:
Didnt really had any lessons today 'cause
the teachers were all busy collating the Sec4 (05)'s
'O'level Results! -gasp
Eff-ing fits-symptom man,
Think,
and you'll know why,
ahahas :D
Chinese today is -bleep-,
nothing of a shock anyway.
But,
YAY. i managed to complete all three compositions
by today, Relieve!

and guess what?
THE SEC 4's did exceedingly well! :DD
omfg, they shocked the helllll out of everyone(:
BLOODY AMAZING.
okay, that on the other hand's,
an added stress ta us):
But,
Because of their whole cohort,
we get to have next tuesday school-free!
YAYNESS :DD

And im so friggin proud of my friends(:
as well as the whole entire sec four cohort.
L1R4-7points. 9 for L1R5.
A bloody A1 for the important, E/M/S.
( If i could get anywhere near an A1 for my eng,
i'll probably shit in front of everyone please, HA)
Loser got the DUX award luh, pro-ness or what?
Ironically speaking, im the real loser and
she's the reel-loser(:
oh wells,
THUMBS UP YOU GUYS,
especially You.((:
Im so inspired by all these f-bloody good results
that im going to study for good now, serious.(:
i swear im going to get below 14pts, really.
yadaa yada, dont look down on me kay,
im going ta shock the entire PL staff man
esp that f-ing maharojak and kangster, Lol.
Oh, and wombat and imposter hussy says they'll
give me PINK vodka this coming V'day, i shall be patient and,
wait.
YEH(:

nothing much to rant about for nowm
except that.

I love it when you look at me,
because then i know,
for at least one second,
i crossed your mind.(:

To be honest,
i have the urge to kiss you
over and over again.
Dont stop providing me with your TLC.

`My Love Psychodelico-

2006-02-09T20:39:00.000-08:00

a real random quiz i did on funstuff fashion(:

WHAT'S YOUR PERSONAL PROM STYLE?
Belle of the Ball
You'll be decked out in a classic gown, something fitted and floor length or mid-calf. You picture your hair in a sleek up-do to show off your gorgeous chandelier earrings.

2006-02-01T20:18:00.000-08:00

School today, pretty dreadful.
Lessons, bored me to death.
-yawns
I just can help connecting my nerve-cable to you(:

Went Orchard-ing straight after school w
Dearest, Tasha and Doris(:
IPCH Bing left off after meeting her Heehee:> (Lol)
Headed ta Lidoooo, just in time to catch da 4:00pm slot,
I NOT STUPID TOO,
gawd. it's awfully Livi-la-vida-loka:D
Was being an absolute Emo-Bitch,
Cried Buckets,
Not as if i could help it, right?
It was like the ultimate s-o-u-r, HA.
Oh, and did i mention that im soooo in love
with shawn lee(: uhuh, he's My Local hearthrob(:
Well, i met him Once, playing bball :D
So many hoes surrounding him.
I was like Damn, why i cant be the ball,
if only.
then he'll be holding me, Lol.
Okay, whatever man, ahas.
saying lame, cool and whatever seems funny now,
after watching the show huh? =)

i hecked a few gasps and dont-know-what other noises,
Ahahas(:
Okay, i think i cried myself silly,
so i've been told, by dearest, HA.
Anyhow, they wouldnt allow me to buy ice cream thereafter):
that's like,
helpful.
HAHAHA :D
yes yes,
i know im fat,
but still,
i loveee eatingggg.
As long it's JUNK we're talking abt(: -BEEG GRIN.

and Oh, we spent like only 10minutes at MNG, cos
tasha needs to rush home as it's already 640pm?
And i bought two tops during that short period of time.
happy, happy indeed.
Hehe(:
Cabbed home.
Dearest was sleeping like a Baby,
absolute adorably-adorabliest:D

And i just bathed finish.
In time to catch American Idol's Audition, Lol.
Just watched THAT interesting belly-dancer auditioned,
refreshing voice, i like.
And besides, she's cute! :D

Was just wondering,
why do i have to look t my uniform,
um.
I know i have to strip in order to bathe.
okay, that's not the point and off the point,
But.
Uniform reminds me of School and school reminds me of Homework,
just,
Great man.
The thought of having to do 2 Lit essays,
2 chinese compositions and Chem ws just
kills every giggly cells):
Damnation.
Oh i hate it luh, why must it be that Wednesday
i havta rush all my hmw?
why,why, why? -pouts
And there's antm tdy! Gahs):
Okay, homework,
im trying my best to accept you.
Unfortunately,
i havta neglect you yet agn, im so sorry):
will screw you once Major tests arrive.
For now,
i hate you, Homework,
you horrible piece of paper-unworthy shit,
Lol.

and i love you my Panasonic screen(:
what can i say?
I so love mundanity, Lol.
Actually,
the reason why i love it so much,
because im simply amused by how that
dumb screen, not to mention, non-living, managed
to make me stare at it with immense avid-ness.

well, teeeeveee's My official AvidMojo(:
-perks up and waggles off.

Till tmr, tata(;

p/s: you're Perfect Love, To love:D

2006-01-31T15:37:00.000-08:00

These words are my own
Threw some chords together,
the combination
D-E-F
Its who I am, its what I do,
and I was gonna lay it down for you
I tried to focus my attention,
but I feel so
A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration,
but its not coming easily
Tryin to find the magic,
Tryin to write a classic,
Dontcha know, dontcha know, dontcha know?
Wastebin full of paper, clever rhymes- see ya later
These words are my own,
from my heart flow,
I love you, i love you, i love you, i love you
There's no other way to better say
I love you, i love you
Read some Byron, Shelley and Keates,
recited it over a hip-hop beat
I'm havin trouble sayin what i mean,
with dead poets and a drum machine
You know i had some studio time bookbut
i couldnt find the killer hook,
now you're gonna raise the bar right up,
nothin i write is ever good enough
I'm gettin off my stage
the curtains pull away
No .... to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
I love you I love you, thats all i got to say
:]

2006-01-31T00:11:00.000-08:00

Gosh, im officially matted.
nonetheless, CNY this year's bitterness and sweetness intermingled,
bittersweet, baby((:
I feel like a corrupt flesh of cherry with an added 3kilo(:
Be not damned though,
for it's holistic Bliss:D

Tired, yes indeed.
But never do i want it to end so soon.
Not just yet,
the party hasnt even started,
it's only been named[:
still.

I must say im phsically drained-out, quite.
but mentally on high, tsktsktsk.
Laughing like crap earlier on.
Had to entertain Dad's Friends and students):
Sis/HerBf and us were chatting in the kitchen and hell,
she told me MOST of my childhood moments, of how
stupid i was,
ooh yeahh.
i ate shit, really, i swear i did.
And i smeared it all over my face, WOW.
( i know, you all must think im waayy c-o-o-l eh? rofl)
And applied lemon biscuit's cream onto my face,
all the silly things i do,
total spasms please, ahahs ;D
MOCK ME SOMEMORE LARH.
wah lao.
Luckily, i grew up normal like the rest of my peers(:
YEHYEHYEH.

enough said,
so i did have fun relating(:
great bonding w my family,
CNY's the best larh.
spared from all the chidings,
whooooots:D

Ohfuck!
there's school tmr,
shit!
It totally slipped off my mind, hurhur.
And i just realised,
i've got plenty of hmw to do.
mati please.
And i can bet,
it's impossible for me to finish it by tmr.
die die.
Plus, i cant quite rmb what IS the work given.
total shitbombs.
like, hellooo, students like us have to collect red packets larh.
we're like sooo BUSY.
homework?
that's waayy off.
I mean, who even gives a fuck?
you tell me la.
Was just wondering, how insensitive can the teachers get.
tsk.

And my dad's flying off tonight to NZ for some conference/business.
Rarhs):
Hellooo homework, you're My worst nightmare and
tonight you have to, you've got to be my bestest soulmate(:
And to do that,
we hafta have sex.
Hahahahaha, Lol.
okay, that's plain sick.

And crap!
Sis just told me to go to the city w her tmw to shop.
Am i hearing/seeing things?
SHOPPPINNGGGG.

uhuh, ohmuhlord, you cannot do this to me.
Rule No.82 Of Shopping Law:
ASSASINATE ALL STAFFS AND PRINCIPAL IF NECESSARY FOR SHOPPING'S SAKE(:
ahhaa, Belle is just SO nice/caring, hehe(:

why cant school end at 10am or smthg?
AIYA.

Nevermind, on the other hand,
i get to see all my pals(: yeayy :DD
and to be honest, i missed all of their spasms and yakkings, hoho.

`tickle me inflated, My bitches:]

2006-01-30T22:17:00.000-08:00

Yes,
i think im getting,
money-faced.
Sad to say this but,
im quite loving it :D
Lol.
I am cash-hungry, hohoho(:
and im a total rip-off when it comes to shopping,
And eatingg.
'cause, i'll gladly make sure that im gonna burn a couple of holes
in your pockets,
you, you, you and you.(:
and as a matter of fact,
i just did, heh.

And my sista, she's no lest better, ahahs.
she demanded for a dvd player, One Tree Hill's season 1 series (oh, chad) and some heels(:
and i wanted my OC and CSI season4 series ( jan, where's the disc? ahha!) and i wanted to buy House Of Wax (doris! we can go watch tgt agn, yeay) and many others:D
whooppeee :D
we are so gonna kidnap mom for this! Lol.
We tried, believe Me.
But Dad, just trying to 'rescue' mom.
What to do?
His Babe(:, Lol.
Crap, i can no longer take no shit.

anyhoos,
I just came back, dissapointed and feeling effing FULL.
serious explosion going on inside my tummy please:x

Abbreviating all the nitty-gritties to pointform, shall we?

Morning went to the Park to jog 4rounds, yayness.
Called my FannWong look-alike cous' to come over to my hse to pass me my chocolate ecstacy, and reasons of her sister ate it pissed me off, haha. eff it. But it's alright, that cuts down on the sugar intake(:
Ate like freaking alot of Food for lunch, that's so like, damn im a fatty ah-pui,Rarhs):
Dad brought us out to shop for, MORE CNY GOODIES. he bought a total of 15kg of BaGua. Eating tooo much of it will make us gay and that's, what he likes. what a sickass, Lol.
At 5pm, reached home to change then out agn
Went to the temple,it closed at 3pm, so end up a wasted trip there
Decided to head down to Bishan to catch Fearless(NC16), well, we Booked the 7:10pm timeslot.
All shops closed except for the neoprint machine, Haagen' Daz, Harvey Norman and the Theatres(;
went to eat at Haagen daz. Sis and i wanted the fondue so bad, but due to lack-of-time, we each get Diserable two(s)/Xpressos, Latte. Bill creamed up to 94 cool dollars, lovely sum:D
Went to the cinema, couldnt get in 'cause my brothers were being interrogated by the curator to show their I/C. fuckit. No Movie= Spoilt Dad's Mood=All Kids Die/suffer):
Mom/Dad PMS-ing, and then sis and i asked the manager out to see if we could get a refund 'cause we didnt want 76.50bucks to go down da drain, and we did get our refund ide(;
Decided to watch Fun With Dick&Jane(: left only the 1140pm and 150am slot. yeay, midnight movieeee, i love.
Mom&Dad said to take the 1140pm slot cos tmw we'll need to rise&shine early. ( sis and i were shit-ing beeg time, Lol)
Head down to the Oasis Palace located somewhere near Indoor/Kallang to eat, Bliss! :DD and, i miss IGOR's! (cries) guess what? we effing EAT AGN! and ee, we ate like Raw cockels? Dad forced us to. And Frog legs, and and (blabbers on) Man, just stop it leh. I nearly died from over-food-load stroke please, or somewhere along that category :0, tried to force-puke, but cant. Cos the toilet was filled with fuggin lots of hoes, bahs):
Couldnt go w my sis and her bf to DXO. had to go home first and then wait for them to pick us up ltr.
Homed, watched abit of Cayote Ugly.
Sis/Bf came home from meeting their friends.
Off to the movies, Bishan agn(:
Brought freaking alot of junk food- Pringles/Eclairs/Chocfuls/GummySweets/Chewit/Sour skittles/Lollipops/Crackers/Sugi Biscuits/Prawn Rolls and Pineapple tarts.
Bought Nachos and Cupcorn and Iced tea(:
Laughed like crazy in the theatre, Show ended prolly arn 1.20am. Text-ed baby, and she came over to my plc at 2am:D cycled all the way to my hse, wayyy s w e e t(:
Stayed up w her at the park till 5.15am:D
slept for less than 2hours before Mom woke us up):

Uhuh.

and i just came back from Temple-ing. The Place was ultra smoky, my eyes burned like crap and i look like Rudolph. That made me think of Christmas(:

Got ashes all over me luh. And somehow or rather, i cant think of what to type. I got it, My brain's hanging, that's why, ahahas:D Crazy, im self talking now. Ewe, just stop it annabelle.

Okay, not as if this is my first time and y'all know it. Im probably in my own world(: and maybe with You*, whoopee:D Mmm. Oh oh! did i mention i had some laughing disease? Damn, im getting oh-so-giggly this CNY(: yeaydihooo!

Quite frankly speaking, i cant stop HAHA-ing. Oh no. This be some serious shit, Lol. (somebody, check my pulse. ive got irregular breathing, etc etc)

Lol
Lol Lol
Lol Lol Lol

Lol Lol Lol Lol, all the way(:

2006-01-29T06:44:00.000-08:00

im in love with CNY(:

adore, is another word.

No school = No seeing of teachers! :D

Okay, but that also means No seeing of friends):

(sulks)

anyhow,

CNY= Red = Love(:

yeay:D met up w val (and obviously with every cousins, uncles and aunties too) ytd, and DAMN. She's sizzling like crap(: But she's leaving next sunday, back to London, hopefully she'll get married to Matt there:D ahahs. And she says if i go to London, she'll give me access to her apartment as well as all her privilege cards so that i can shop beeeg(: yeahooo! :D Okay, like i can even go there alone larh please. That's like super fat hope. And im so waiting for my sista to get married, Lol. Then, No red packets for her, yeay, times ten thousand:) ahahs, Belle, you're so mean! rofl. x)

And everyone thinks im my sister, and my sister, Me. WhatTheKnack, do i even look THAT old? i can so go on rattling w the 'Hell-NO' and "Oh-c'mon" tagline, i tell you.
I mean, we have an age gap of eight whole years, mind you! Okay, i think i seriously need to shut my trap, zips.

I guess, it's plainly 'cause Im having a little hangover from last night's too-high-on-vodka game-o. Spare me from my constant banterings. *hiccups*

Alright, so i won beeg from Blackjack and In-between. ( Still cant get oner That fact )And now i have to treat all of my cousins to the movies? seriously, the results aint good afterall huh? Im keeping at least a hundred. i dont care, lahlahlah.

Oh fuck. All the goodies making me fatfatfat): i hate THAT word, yikes. Food's like totally my bestfriend for now and im telling you, They dont want to leave me alone, rahhs): i gain like freaking 3kg ytd on the weighing scale,( nearly died please) that's so sick right? eff it. Partner, let's go lose those damnly fats of ours after this week yeah? i need a lipo treatment, bad. Another alternative is to, not eat. Either that, or take on Slim10 and die, weets(: Talking about the 'D' word, my effing brother called me 'good-for-nothing' and asked me to 'jump down and die'. Worst, he even sang a fucking 'Annabelle, just be dead' song composed especially for me, wow, LOVELY.

thanks arh, fuckface, Lol.

And guess what?

i've got super crazy smses from Some people, whom, shall not be named. The sms goes something like this: " woof, woof! it's a doggie year! you're so cute, just like a puppy! okay, since this is the sixteenth year you're living (quite old ah), i shall call you in a more profound way, have fun BITCH, you cute little BITCH. i shall woof woof off now. ( this is accompanied by a freakin' disgusting dog anime). Well, that's the ugliest dog ive ever seen, as a matter of fact. And that leaves me no choice but to,

laugh,uncontrollably.

okay, time to get emo(:

Im missing you, dearest. Hell bad): helphelphelp. And since i cant give you your huggs and kisses, here's this:

Okay, i must admit that, this is rather, l-a-m-e. ahahas :D. well, i promise you'll get yours soon, soon kay.

Enough of nonsense for now, y'all people have a Blassstt this CNY(:

`Besties(:

`9psychodelics=]`Bings 11-05, lamers and rockers.and every single sweetheart in My life(:

`im sugar with you all and nothing with none. Because you* live; i livee :D :D :D

2006-01-28T11:20:00.000-08:00

dang, cant go out w dearest tdy 'cause her dad's home,
gahs):

OH, and i just realised everybody's zonky-fried when it comes to CNY.
it's da stress i guess D:
That cranko asked me to go chinatown w him ytd,
Seriously,
MENTAL.
and dear got so angry w him larh, ahahas.
okay, and im fuggly pissed w super alot of people.
bish, so irritating i tell you.

ahahahas :D PISSING POINTERS again.
hrm. woke up feeling ultra freak-a-zoid this morn):
mom wants da whole house to be cleaned by noon, wtf.
i dont care, im just gonna change the bedsheets, top up all the goodies,
and bathe my dog, that's ALL.
my bros can kiss all the furnitures in the house, im not gonna bother(:
and my sis' the best lar, just ladeedah-ing w her bf,
doesnt even give a hoot abt all the shit we hafta do. -frowns

actually, im the naughty one, Lol.
currently on the com, msn-ing(: and listening to Jpop:D
chatting with XXX, and XXX(II), and XXX(III).
pisser please, fumes.
i shall elaborate on why im pissed.

XXX's the ultimate fuckface.
( ahahs, strike the last word of that above sentence off for those under 15)
not being crude, but seriously, he's totally PISSING ME OFF:

Its a good day to be a guy with no worries !!says:
you got stead?
i cant take the distance. says:
im attached, yep(:
Its a good day to be a guy with no worries !! says:
u are attached to who?
i cant take the distance. says:
somebody i love? why you wanna know?
Its a good day to be a guy with no worries !! says:
just tell me can?
i cant take the distance. says:
you are a super K-PO person you know.
Its a good day to be a guy with no worries !! says:
Did u and him have sex??!
Its a good day to be a guy with no worries !! says:
im just asking
i cant take the distance. says:
what?!! errr, No.
and then i blocked him. seriously, one eff-ed up person man.
dindingding, FIRST PISSING CHAT of da day.

And person XXX(II) on Msn:
GONG XI FA CAI!! INVITE ME TO YOUR PLACE!!! DEN I'LL BLESS YOUR HOME WITH FORTUNE!!! =] says:
next time take a taxi... or juz call me to meet u midway bah

( after trying to decipher whatthehell he's trying to drive at and then i realise it's because my nick's 'i cant take the distance', super wtf right? Lol.)

Applause to the ever lame guy, rayyan.
ahahas :D

And Person No.3,cant be bothered to type here, ahas.
just know that he's another pisser, bahs.

and dope's being spas larh, as usual.
aykkj says:
hey hey hey
.
.
.
i cant take the distance. says:
reunion dinner's at cousin's place.
aykkj says:happy new year yes?
aykkj says:enjoy yourself
aykkj says:dont gamble eh!
aykkj says:or drink!
aykkj says:mrs lee says cannot!
aykkj says:hahahaaha!
i cant take the distance. says:ahhaa! walao.
i cant take the distance. says:LEE XIU WEN!
i cant take the distance. says:YOU DAMN NONSENSE LAR YOU.
aykkj says:WA LAO
aykkj says:ANNABELLE LEE
aykkj says:I CANNOT TAKE IT ALREADY
aykkj says: WHY YOU WALAO ME!

hahaha, freakit. dope, you damn retarded lar!
dopey has no friend like you, Lol.
okay, just Kd, ((:

haha, Baby, i miss you like crazy!
Emotions raging within me. Only you can calm it.
Your voice, your smile, your hugs and your
deadly kisses,
i want i want i want! :D:D:D

wistful hoping!
nevermind, i'll wait till wednesday comes((:
till then,
chok tai gah sun nin fai lok, sun tei gin hong.

i'll be happy collecting my red packets,
weedaahhh weets (:

2006-01-27T21:51:00.001-08:00

i've not been blogging for almost a week now.
Let's hear my super-valid reasons, shall we?
Waiyip came ytd to repair da comp for me,
(now you know why yes),thanks(:
and congrats on tying the knot!=)

nothing much to rant about, except for the fact that:
- i got scolded by eff-ing MahaRajah twice):
- im late for almost everyday of the week
- did not hand up any of my assignments, claiming that i've got f-ing cramps, oops.
- sister came back from aus just this wed, and hell, im stealing all her clothes(hopefully to succeed)
- i have absolutely no comments on my sis' bf
- im lacking freaking alot of huggs'n'kisses):
- bek shared ONE pathetic mentos with me
- beat and bek kissed LIFE, ahas
- wen said 'i miss youuu' long enough to make my hair stand, Lol
okay, im super lazy to continue blabbering on.
i bet it'll be a hassle for you guys to read on anyway((:

so i guess many things happened this week larh.
uhuh(:
had lessons, den CNY celebration.
f-ing teachers, assigned us w gazillion of hmwk.
like they think we dont have CNY to spent arh?
damnation.
this year's celebration's totally,
l-a-m-e.
only two fuggin' hours?
what the knack.
anyhow,
great performance bestie and clar(:
and the rest of the dancers:DD
And After,
went town w verns, cui, doris, dearest and partner tdy:D
omfg, met lotsa PL-lites along the way.
partner and i were feeling damn out-of-place,
for i-dont-know what reason.
okay, but im glad we managed to compromise to the idea of hanging out ALL tgt(:
I Not Stupid Too tickets were sold out, so we decided to fill our tumtums,
pepperlunch-ed(: then heeren-tated.
all of them went home for reunion dinner, 'cept for me and partner:D
Met eunice! ((: gahgahgahs. haha, That hugg from her came as a shock.
actually, meeting her WAS alr shocking 'nuff.
(yes, i miss youuu!)
okay belle, shut up.
And then we met Azu, sadrina and Friend.
making hell lots of noise yet again(:
partner said each time i saw a familiar face, hell bangs in, ahahs.
Bought Tops then headed home.
Doopey-Date out again next week aight?
YEAY-DADEEH :D
Loved today.

Baby, finally get to grab hold of you at 4.37pm!
that's damn late lurh huh):
just let me count the number of hours of COLDfishin' please):
totally, UNBEARABLE!

2006-01-23T20:22:00.000-08:00

hello my little bloggy woggy(:
sorry for not blogging since the 18th.
im far tooo lazy to even come to da study room la):
BUT just to let y'all know, those past five days were well spent!
FANTABULOUS sums it all :D:D:D
especially SATURDAY onwards!(:
yadaaaa.
who can possibly made my day any special but You*?
(no prize for guessing who! :DD)

Baby, you make my heart flutter(:
As Always, wheee! xD

uhuh(:
we were like super NOT concentrating on our movie?
tsksifrilly.
We even had to play Eurotrip twice?
Lol.
and it's super R(A) la dear.
damnation, i know you like la.
cheeky fellow, Lol:)
But Lizzie Mcguire movie was alright yea?
dumdeedum.
and we had a great time in my parent's room?
er, you went to the toilet and did..
humm,
umm,
arhh,
(are you thinking what im thinking?)

yep, that's right.
it's none other than
QUALITY TIME POOPING.
ahahas! :DD
okay, we played a Lil' game of our own in the toilet lah.
with the lights off(:
Heh.

my Baby's the Pill for any Broken hearts(:

Little itch= ~~You~~ Me
Little Itch Wants
You*:]

`even the lonely man's in love((:

[22/01/06]
Dearest and I woke up at the same time!
at arn 6.25am?
we were awaken by our dream:D
Did you realise that both person mentioned in our dream's
starting with the letter 'S'? Lol.
Luckily it's merely a Dream.
yes, so it wont happen,NEVER will!
yey! (;
and if you ever do THAT to me,
i'll smack you across the face :]
-piak.
ahahas.

okay, soon after, i had to get ready for trg. (rahs)):
had breakfast at usual place.
dingdingding, PISSING THING ONE:
Effing Mum scolded me for calling my bro gay
cos i was SUPER irritated w him switching the stereo to 9.33fm
and i was listening to Gonzalez on Radio luh,
fcuk that fat sack of shit i tell you.

After trg,
changed and wenta snack a bite
/town(:
oh yeah, i promised partner i'll go skirt-hunting w her -smiles
and just take a look at my pretty banana flitters, i thought it looked like condom though.
OH OH WHAT WHAT WHAT OH WHAT
WOHWA TAKSJDUJNJFSDF what did i just say?
okay nothing.
let's just admire my banana flitters!

dinddingding. SECOND PISSING THING please.
that faggot of a brother pulled my skirt and i dropped my BF!):
BF= banana flitters
what a bitch right?
Okay, and bestie!
i went to eat Xpresso Fudge Ice Cream agn! heehee(:
YUMMY GUMMY!
the next date, shall eat w you yes? love:D

dingdingding. THIRD PISSING THING.
what is it?
It's NO SHOPPING and then Homed.
what the knack.

patner then called me to tell me that she's hyperventilating,
ahahas.
she's the weirdest i tell you :)
and
Baby's having this splitting headache):
sillyhead, please get well soon alright?
i'll be thinking of you till i see you agn, sweetface:]
HUGGS*

[230106]
Rajah's seriously pmsing for god-knows-what reason today please.
kept picking on esther):
partner was so f-tired today luh.
she must be shagged out by ytd's competition and golf dinner, Lol.
ah, i know.
Joseph must be the reason for her constant weariness;)
Other than my f-ing eng results, today was oh-fine.
After school, wenta accompany clarice to the hall to watch her rehearse her steps for the CNY performance.
sadly, i dont think im performing):
haha, whattheheck, like i care. Lol.
Im so sorry partner, skirt-hunting w you another day perhaps!
i feel sucha bitch la.
supposed to go town w partner today but i said i wanna study for math test.
so NOT TRUE la.
actually,
i wanted to spend time with dearest cos she's sick.
im guilt-stricken, ahas.
will make up to it(:
went to eat at POW SING w doris,verns and dearest, Lol.
and there's this crazy she-irritant and me-abusive thing
going on for godknowswhat reason.
(well, tell you smth, i drank that pearly drink before with yuan ming la, Lol)
and yes, it's not disgusting la, ahahas :D
sorry)):
f-myself for flaring up and for pissed-walking home, haha.
and, You never fail to brighten my day with your sweet sweet actions la huh! (:
your persistence really moved me sometimes, you know?
okay, it's Everytime.
(WHEES)
Got no notes, or rather nothing to study so we explored QQyouxi((:
ahahas.
Secret only You and I know:D :D :D
and, most probably, YangYang as well.
Laughs-

YEY:]
and omfg, dearest's being so spas as usual la.
with her trance-look and crossed-eyes. rofl!
and Brrr, we were freezing in my bro's rooom as usual,
lalalas(:
picture me math n-e-r-d later at 10pm.
shit, cannot.
there's Victoria Secret's Fashion Show.
awwh, goodbye Math.
Lol, Lol, Lol.
and PISSING THING OF THE DAY.
fuggalump brother spilled paint on my card ytd, so i cant give dearest one alr.
i'll TRY to do something tonight and pass it to you tmr yes?
YEY, and seriously confirm forget about studying math alr, whooo(:

`i love you like i love chocolate(:

2006-01-17T14:11:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY,
TODAY.
school just ended for my girlfriends
and from what i know,
today's a BADandBORING DAY.
firstly,
im not in school, (so they must have missed me so much that they wanna die),
ahahas,kd((:
and
secondly,
partner says that rajah's pms-ing all day
and lessons are pretty much boring):
(w/o me right?)
and hell, them many study subjects on tuesdays.
which means,
im missing out friggin heaps):
phy, chem, ss, geog, math, pretty much on all subjects.
(OH NO!)

but like, who cares man?
anyhoos, went to LondonClinic at 830am,
still NOT open, rars.
( when it says that operating hours from 830am to 9pm)
waited till like 9:10am? the doctor's late for work.
and according to his staffs, they said that
he's ALWAYS late?
Bad Doctor, Bad Doctor-
(tsktsktsk)

i wished the doctor gave me 2days-MC luh cause i dont think one day's
enough time to recuperate? ohwells, school hours are
crucial for sec four-ers anw(:

Homed;
decided to watch Romeo&Juliet(((:
for i-dont-know-whatsoever-reason
i watched it twice before lunch,
just seriously making me all so emo please.
and i nearly died watching the play for the thirtieth-over times
'cause i was tearing and i couldnt breathe.
not that im getting overly emo or anything, but it's my nose that's having 'hangover',
shit! Bwars-
and CNY's nearing.
Mans, good lord please dont do anything worse than this to me.
i still wanna eaaatt all those goodies:)

okay, prissy and doris' coming over to my hse ltr,
YEAY :DD

and:
squeeze eng squeeze eng!
crush math crush math!
smack socials smack socials!
geog die geog die!
chinese perish chinese perish!
chem poof chem poof!
physics eat shit physics eat shit!
lit live long lit live long!
hahahaha, this is stupid.
okayokay, i shall stop.
(the result of missing all my subjects(:,
you gotta admit the fact that im such a GOOD-STUDENT.)

alright, let me get back to being the Emo-Bitch,
William Shakespeare's Romeo&Juliet:
Two Households(MontagueandCapulet) both alike in Dignity, In Fair Verona where they lay the scene,
from Ancient Grudge break to New Mutiny, where Civil Blood makes Civil Hands unclean,
from forth the Fatal Loins of these two Foes, A pair of Star Cross'd Lovers take their Life.
In this opulent world of hate, rival gangs and families at war, Romeo and Juliet, are ignited by the passion of First Forbidden Love.

A heart-wrenching tale by WS;
i can NEVER get sick of that play, thumbs up to the late horny old man, shakesy!=)

p/s: im SO in love w Leonardo Dicaprio. I wanna be Claire Danes!

Prodigious birth of Love it is to Me, that i must love a LOATHED ENEMY.

2006-01-16T21:33:00.000-08:00

fed on curtain call right after i came home.
and fcuk, just realised somebody took vodkalimey away):
and the time now's 9:17pm.
Back From School (durh),
there's HouseMeeting tdy.
attended barely an hour before i hafta go for counselling:D
bee accompanied me, sweet(:
( i bet she wanted to see me getting all emo!)
but we're like having quite a bit of fun talking abt
fashion designing, performing arts and stuff.
and proj runway(:
haha.
( some kind of counselling sess eh?)
Mrs Jacob pulled me into this shit 'cause of my results
last year):
this year's def gonna be like 10x BETTER la, c'mon.
it's the BEEG 'O's,
promised not to fool arn as much(:

aight, lesson was alright tdy larh.
didnt absorb much, Lol xD
after School, wenta Heartland w
Partner, Juaney, Est, Clar and San.
They all ate at KFC while Partner&I wenta eat slicedfish soup(:
talked lotsa shit luh; just mainly Folling arn.
okay, den bought BubbleTea for Chloe and Waffle for Jan.
Cabbed Back to School For HM.

yes, anyhoo,
HAPPY JOLLY SEVENTEEN! :D
jan=seventeen?
ABIT hard to believe arh?
Lol, okay, i shall not say my own species of
shortfarts(: -hushed
Evon&WJ came to celebrate jan's bday for her, sweet!
:D
wanted to join in the fun but feeling mega EXtra cos
clar and bee didnt want to go):
so end up not swishing jan for the last time and YOU* goodbye.
(pouts)

To-DAY's SO PROSIE/CONSIE.
Cons cause' my nose kept running):
MalaBula Security tried to kill me with the VapourMedic,
hot me to death LA.
Couldnt Focus At All In Class ( what is this man)
Cant Even Have A Proper Non-Wishy-Washy Chat with IPCHbing bing
cos NG kept staring, asswipe
and many more others larh.
BUT
there's always blessings in disguise and for this case,
a very conspicuously-elated one(:
CTRL-V (sma) nonstop please, ahahas.
(insert word: HAPPY as well.)

somewhat this kinky temp reads:
Love For Sale, Anyone?
:D

2006-01-15T23:31:00.000-08:00

some stuffs to keep an update on:
-i got 15/15 for spices-n-secrets. SORRY! i just love that fact. ahahas, ok i actually know nuts.
-i had super pms-ing sessions for the past week, how nice.
-tabathia's(haha) mousse cake turned a flop, and i spent $36.35 on that fuck. how dumb.
-i got lovebites from ethaniel((: and guy J( :D) stared and smiled at me! anti-buskard everybody.
-add math diag test was a total flunk, spare me. i hate math. so uatnfplmqxdj. go figure.
-love partner loads! have been doing lots of things with imitated-Takuya, wtk.
-i finally attained you-got-served lvl one: acceptance, ahahas. please clap for me (:
-have been bitching alot lately, and i dont mean b/s;
( it's called in for the latest juicy gossips) and i'm loving it!
-was caught twice for inappropriate attire. that's like, give-me-a-break):
-stoned during squeek's lesson and got called up for that -.-
-rajah said im NEATinEVERYTHING(: that's SO (pluck-out-your-ears)
-clar and i hooed at the same time and we're still joking abt it
-Clar,Me thinks that bringing the old folks to wild wild wet for CIP would be splashing them dead.
( dont snatch w me in helping the AhMa(s) dressed in their bikinis! i'll save THE MEN to you! -grins)
-cant stop thinking about you.(:
-Crush* pinched my left buttcheek and i still feel THAT, Lol.
-stole nicest's panties, and ooh, it's RED.
-partner showed me her undies, Black. she's horny:D
-(PO2) crazy over stretty((:
-still fantasizing abt my ass. Believe, and you're a Fool, ahahs.
-and i conclude that JAYLA has a Major Crush on Me(:
cos she was coming onto me in my dream. Random-smirks:D
(luckily it's not kim. if not, or else, wtk. ->IPCHbing(: would be effing me till i get out of that whoofalars dream ;)

MOVING ON, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
ON THE 15th, IT'S DAMN EXCITING I TELL YOU.
so i went out with Pisster Sissy bear, Never-grant-me-freedom Beego and Haggler.
aikido trg at 11am, like THAT's damn interesting. -hyuks
yesyes, Pisster is pretty irritatingly-annoying along the way.
sucked onto MY lollipop, damn.
sissy ate MY strawberry one! Rars.
and he's being farty in the car, stink up the entire ventilation la. uhfcuk,
but that's not the worst thing to come yet.
egg&cheese prata was filling for my tumtums(:
auntWHO and Haggler was commenting on how cheesy and eggy-deliciously prat out it was. and Mutton! (oops, the Sheep's Alive. i know i promised dearie not to eat mutton cos of smth aye?) hmm. anyhow, great food def fetched soaring prices. (prata breakfast cost a whole $41 altg) that's quite true. but it's okay, cause' all i'm thinking of is shopping shopping shopping shopping shopping after trg(: yes. very good. heh.
oh and i was telling them that emm's just 5yrs old and he's asking for wristbands? the trend's still on? ABIT slow arh. and oh! i wanted to cut my hair after seeing a hot bitch walked past w this co-cum-hawk hairstyle, coolness! uh, pisster and sissy was damn friggin pissed cos that didnt want another haircut;) hoho. wth, 'kay back to the topic.

We wanted to do some thai massage.MASSAGE! ( dearie, you and your tickly hands! xD) but then, unfortunately, the massager's not there? Abso no one? (except for the counter-girl) okay dingdingding. the FIRST PISSING THING.

1. WE WANTED THAI MASSAGE SO MUCH BUT THE MASSAGER WASN'T THERE!

(sigh) nevermind! went arn shopping. and ohmuhgawf,OOH. I SAW THIS LEVIS SHOP (FEMALE). so i went in poppin' and spotted a jeans that i want. (it's similar to the supercult-miss sixty) okay dingdingding. SECOND PISSING THING. it's SUPERlow-hip, wore it and it's like still can see my low-cut undies, Lol. and Mum refused to let me buy)): WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. i could have gone on wth-ing alright. 2. I WANTED THIS LEVIS JEANS BUT IT'S TOO LOW-HIP FOR ME.

nevermind! i'm okay with that!(punch my heart somebody) it's okay, so chill Belle! went on shopping. Then we saw MNG. Spotted this mango skirt which was damn yi-chi-ban(ahas). [shall talk about it later] ok then we went to Starbucks for caffeine(: i ordered CARAMEL FRAPPUCINO and that bloody fcuk gave me (if im not wrong, GREENTEA FRAP) Rwars. anyway, it's nice la( CHEESE! it's one of your fav right? Lol) dadeedums. Okay, there & then i requested for THE Mango Skirt. My dad says, "if mummy ok, then i ok." i asked my mom. My mom says,"if he ok, i ok."then i asked my dad again. my dad says,"if mummy ok, then i ok."WTH. then i asked my mom AGAINandAGAINandAGAIN. outcome: YEAY:D can suka suka passe BUY(: then i went back to MNG. Charged with a whooping 200 bucks, ready to buy that shit. (First time my parents grant me you know, how.. how nice, ahas)
it's designer's stuff claimed by the salesG. I took size 2. went to try and bloody hell, IT'S DAMN TIGHT! wth. wth. asked for size3, but got none! and size four's too big, wtf. The waist size of that skirt is config-large, i even need a belt for that, but the thigh area's fcukohlump tight! Bottomline, i need to lose two inches!
okay dingdingding. THIRD pissing thing.
3. I ALMOST GOT THE MANGO SKIRT OF MY LIFE, BUT MY DAMN ASS CANT FIT IN.
oh forget it! awoahs, what a day la. GIVE UP SHOPPING, headed home(:

and later at 840pm, mum called me ta go w Her to Supermarket and stuffs? she's a Kiasu Queen man, wenta order CNY reserv-catering? tsktsktsk. Oh, and i bought PEKO((: Lol. saw this girl w a damn nice mini-s and i nearly wanted to strip it off, ahahas. Kd, im just so (insert your own words) from tdy's wasted shopping trip, RAGAHGAHGAH! ):

OHOH, and taken from somewhere in nicest's forum tht Cancerians are sweet, conservative, capricious,enigmatic and fanciful. [sweet? ooh, you mean MEGA SWEET? ahahs(:] They are extremely shy, possessive and romantic, and tend to bind themselves to the persons they love. [ like OOOHHHH. what a wonder :D] Cancerian women are among the most refined, sensual and dreaming.TIP: Fondle her and she will purr!!! [gawff, this IS horny]
eh, i want Aries, Aries, Aries.
ahahas :DD

anyhow,
this weekend's DAMN relax and carefree?
feels like im holiday-ing away man((:

My Paper heart's Bleeding By The Minute-
alright, i'll say it, im SORRY):

2006-01-14T20:48:00.000-08:00

Behind My Smiles
Are Tears,
Nobody
Sees.

2006-01-14T10:23:00.000-08:00

Friday the 13th was (insert-your-own-word) please.
to sum it all up, it's h a p p y at it's minimalistic.
homed at seven, fuggin late lurh.
dad came home at 530 to pick us up to mum's workplace
but apparently, i aint home
and yadaaas, obviously i got blown out by him):
changed in 2mins and off to thePINES to meet mum.
yet another lecture; rahs-
took a cab to esplanade, off ta catch A KUNGFU TALE.
had four complimentary tickets from my dad's friend,
costing $128 per tix.
sat at the fourth row, FRONT! :D
and mr nathan was there, laughs.
just what is the president doing man.
oh well, i guess since it's the first ever
kung fu musical(:
i so love the cute lil kid in the play larh :D
the play ended arn 23:00.
while waiting for a cab at da taxi stand,
we were indulging in our haagen daz ice-cream
sinfully delectably haven.((:
anyhows, the bloody queue's hell long,
took f o r e v e r please.
waited for nearly 40mins before
we decided to call the locomotive operation for a taxi.
cabbed down to thePines to get my mum's car.
and then car-ed to teochew house for supper.
end up reaching home at 1.35am.
pure shaggness and total exhaustion.

bruised and battered by X's words.
dazed and shattered, now it hurts.

sorry seems to be the hardest word-

2006-01-07T21:46:00.000-08:00

hello mr arty farty game of little poopy weepy,

i had.

An insane saturday(:
CCA fair-ed;
/edit-ed:

Jean and I in publicity comm for Our Club.
Did the Many Preparations and Deco before the fair begins.

five bloody crepe papers (and those are the really horrid,
thanks to those-know-who)
on ONE pathetic letter 'M'.
MAJOR WASTAGE,
fouple tsk.
Nonetheless, we did An Excellent Job.(:
Doris and Dearest waited for me to end,
HUGE thankyous! :D
then,
we went to suntec to eat,
( then, Missy IPCH's had funny talks w da prawns, ahah!
we were plain duckin' arn actually.)
then off to meet verns and phil.
Non-stop laughing started to set in, god knows why.
but uh huh, we were laughing pretty much hard.
all we did was:
LAUGH
and
LAUGH
and
LAUGHED.

dear left soon after la):
AND THEN
we continued
to walk, shop and LAUGH.
again
(be it at Robinsons, Island Shop, NewUrbanMale, blablah.)
went to basement one to sit and chatter-chitter by
the fountain;)
we were gossiping about almost anything and eveything la.
and dickweed popped a sudden dare:
to dipped into the fountain.
DANGEROUS pleasee.
( it was meant to be a passing remark actually)
BUT i did it,
(brought countless stares)
luckily for me, no one called security or shouted me to get out.
rofl-
FUN, FUNNY yet EMBARRASSING :x

>1830,
doris and i trained all the way to Bedok
to accompany verns to her granny's place.
and god.
laughed like shit.
there's this stupid old fug who kept staring at doris' ass
and im sure we're all damn bothered by him thus,
we decided to play a little 'mind-cum-staring' game with him.
and bloody hell.
he farted LA.
reeked of URINE, ROTTEN EGG, POO, GARBAGE
damn. some smelly balls,
god.
*please dont breathe!*
ahaha!

(interval)
Doris and I then trained to Outram.
( during that period, we laughed ourselves dumb, as usual.
and we wanted to do this pose 1-10 shot thing and the four famous expressions, hahaha! using
dearest's cam, LOLS)
everyone thinks we're mad la. UGH.
but we were just de-stressing from ytd's pisstin night
and having fun.
right doris? -heh.
( interval)

and we missed our destination by two stops, again.
AHHH):
okay, this time it was reaaallyy late.
(im supposed to be back home by 1600
in addition, im scared of the dark, aha)
laughed all the way home and played the string game,etc.
bade our goodbyes at srgn.
stopped at kovan stn
and walked back home, alone ): bahhs.
[no dearest to accompany me home]

anyhow,
this day was uber fun:D:D
big beeg THANKYOUs to all who made my day!

Im Burning For Your Love-

2005-12-31T22:51:00.000-08:00

i did actually posted on the 28th and 29th.
BUT bloody blogger giving me problems
so my entries couldnt be published, fuckit):

and im far too lazy to take the time off to blog again.
only one secret to spread across:
DOING THINGS IN THE RAIN IS A SURE-FUN THING! ;DD

deadlykisses;
suck the soul outta me
l o v e.

*gnissim uoy lleh ydaerla-

2005-12-27T22:09:00.000-08:00

313,
fuck the free world
you're 8 miles down.

your kisses turned me inside out,
those gifts are a TOTAL MELTDOWN.((:

baby, you're bittersweet :D

2005-12-26T18:47:00.000-08:00

(someone just lightly kissed the back of my neck)

jealous?
OH SHUT UP.
it's JUST DIRT.
pure dirt.
(Thank God for wet tissues for baby poops!)

today mum dragged me out of the bed so freakin early this morning.
some freakshow, indeed.
okay, bros are like the UNDEADS or smth.
i seriously sometimes, hate their girlfriends.
no, i mean. hate seeing them w their girlfriends
THE WHOLE GOD-DAMN time.
btw, just to note:
girlfriends = desktop
(we're talking freak-a-zoid analogy here, hello.)

went ta clementi in the morning.
mum needed to see some chinese Sensei.
took like 2.5hrs in there, ugh.
talk about being patient -mutters

and after that we went to Turf City.
to see horses piss.
i wish please, we're there to shop for housewares?
dwarf, midget, human, GIANT.
yeah, that's where we went.
guess ytd IMM's not enough. hahah.

and some irritant lost my bag of goodies!
My Fujiya Peko Poko Chocolate!!! )):
-fumes
and my Patrick! my Spongbob!
No pink sill starfish to look at, No cute spongebobbie in undies.
that's pure bad luck, boy -roll eyes

And i still have dinner to get through.
i dont want to eat unless someone buy me back
my chocos and candies!
-whines

okay, i have to eat.
OR ELSE.
IF NOT.
somebody would think i have an eating disorder
or suffering from some fatal strain of anaemia.
fussy bing, FYI,i still have a Bon apetite okay, hahah(:
i have no eating disorder.
My Parents.
oh God, they're nightmares after christmas
i tell you.

okay, i can feel some major smirking going on between
the three of them.
aboslutely annoying.
(glared snottily)

i
am
so
going
to
carry
on
doing
nothing.

HAHAHA.

2005-12-26T01:39:00.000-08:00

~~im so fucking fucked up with that fucker of a driver please.~~
gawd. what's with his i-couldnt-care-less-about-you-attitude man.
DANG.
and he caused me to be late for my Christmas Eve Dinner.
and to topped that up, i'm 20 bucks and one hour odd down.
just.
great-
( okay belle,no shooting any middle fingers up, thank you.)
okay, but the cabbing home was nonetheless an enjoyable one(:
thanks to the cranky malay cabbyman:DD
haha, i cant believe he actually changed my ~~fucked-up~~ mood to a jolly one,
heh, i sooo like him.
yeah, like totally.

okay, so i guess im alright afterall.
hey, it's like acid+alkali = neutalisation! :D
yayy.

okay, but for the cash wise, UGH.
edmund, i cant believe i treated you THAT nice.
ahh, cab fares, MY sweat, MY time.
AHH.
what are you?
Prince William?
(dont make my balls laugh. haha)

hmm. but im glad i managed to go ta
bestie, xiuwen, agnes and edmund's place to drop their pressie! (:
heh.
im sure i've suprised them. IMMENSELY! -traalaa xD
and thanks peeps for the Christmas cards and pressies,
iloveiloveilove!! -SMILESWIDELY :D

and oh gawd.
peppercorn ham, turkey, turkish pizza, log cakes, candy canes,
choc truffles, bacon, honeyglazed chickens, pasta! whoolala! :DD
yadaaaa. FAT BELLE WANNABE;

but.
not like anyone could resist such temptations, right?
and besides, it's not everytime of the day you get to feast!
so eat your hearts out, baby.((: heh-

and im so having a BF* cos my mum just took a dozen
of my frux sodas, Rouge and my Bacardi Breezes!!
sissy bears, you guys are dead, ARGH.
luckily i got a whole tub of twix ice-cream to myself! heehee(:
im h-a-p-p-y,
HAPPY! :D
get the meaning?
ooh yeah, ME = HAPPY!
daddy treated me to strawberry kisses & sunny-lemon fizz.
PRINCESS, please(: -waddles butt

okay, and just like 3 hours ago, i had the weirdest christmas dinner ever.
CRABS!
haha.
chilli, pepper and butter!
super filling for my tum tum ;)
but it isnt THAT bad la.
and dearie on the otherside
( gasp!)
is starving la.
she only had like, one chicken wing and two prawns?
pathetic? :0
but you know what?
she can eat me, anytime((:

oh, and shoutout to wen-> goodness! it's the first time anyone
has ever send me (5)pgs long of text messages! -grins
dont feel bad or anything, im just glad you liked the present! :D

and leny!(: [btw, she's my Maid, haha)
thanks for the Xmas card. first maid who ever wrote one.
but um, the "be good girl always" sentence is seriously,
um. quite redundant ah.
im ALWAYS a good girl, heehee xD

okay, today's been a long day.
i cant believe we wanted to go to Jurong Reptile Park.
there's no need to, really.
because my family's one hell of a zoo itself.
( uh-huh, im SO not lying
so Ace Ventura, back off. im the New Ace-BELLY.)

okay, my eyes are telling me to stop staring at
this darn old computer and set on more cinematic views,
heehee, i go tv for my wink wink ;)
wth, i mean.
im going to HOG ON MY TEEVEEEE.

taco you all mancho,
dont steal my poncho!

-waddles off.

2005-12-23T21:43:00.000-08:00

tasha!:) have fun at m'sia, i will be waiting for your
return for movie marathon w THE BINGS real soon prettygirl,
much love:D

And Partner's leaving for China today till the 31stDec ):
freak-a-zoid outing once school re-opens yea? MISSES MUCH! (:

Sorry Azu and crew for not being able to turn up for practise yet again:(
but hey, you guy have fun and practise hard for the BIG COMPETITION
coming up! you guys got my support-:D

And above all,
have a jolly holly wolly CHRISTMAS
and a wondorous blessed new year ahead
to EVERYONE!!! :DD -beams.

toast to parties and more parties;

hahaha.

2005-12-23T21:11:00.000-08:00

[221205]
just came back from m'sia.
have nothing to blog about it EXCEPT that
malaysian dojo's mats are hard like rock, god.
and obviously, trg there's tough like crap.
i ended up with a twisted foot and an injured knee,
UGHHH.
i hope i dont have to go to JB for aikido trg every thur
if not, god bless to my body man.

[TODAY;231205]
met tasha in the early noon till 4pm;
afterwhich, i handed X'mas gifts to verns and dearest
and bus-rode home.
we were suppose to have a movie marathon today la but
IPCH BING BING BING didnt turn up so it's cancelled? ):
oh!
EXCELLENT NEWS IPCH BINGBING!
ive got

The Descent
The Jacket
Cry-Wolf
Land Of The Dead
Ragdoll
American Pie BandCamp
In Her Shoes
Chronicles of Narnia
Aeon Flux
The Promise
A Cinderella Tall Story
King Kong

you know what?

TOO MANY TO COUNT LA.

and i bought the 3-in-1 dance collection, yippppee! (:

there's like HONEY,8MILE,YOU GOT SERVED.

yayyy! i can watch them again. haha.

i got almost everything EXCEPT memoirs of a geisha and PRIME! ahh ):

oh and i dont want to watch SawII for the fourth time, haha!

YES! SHOWZOFF, the biggest x'mas eve dance party in the whole of asia

AT JB!! :DD yayy. starts at 9pm till late-

either that, or somebody sneak me into MamboJambo@Expo.

hahaha.

and it's like RM35ONLY. cheap or what please?

*i wanna hugggg you so bad.

2005-12-20T17:54:00.000-08:00

*191205*
watching a horror show for the first half an hour is always a bad thing.
why?
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
TERRIFYING AT THE BEGINNING.
again, we didnt do anything but laze arn.
(and we played a really dumb emotional-stirring prank on
LOVEpill* hyaks, sorry sweetie)
after hours of chit-chatterings,
tasha went to meet zoey and jean while bestie and i
went to my mum's workplace(:
and mum called us to chill at StarBucks while she
attend to her client but we didnt.
(sticks out tongue)
instead, we walked from forum all the way to far east
to meet marcus and clar.
got tired halfway and decided to get some
yum yum for our tum tums! -BEEGgrin
ice cream gelatos; ahh. sinfully YUMMY.
coffee tofee, rocher choc ecstacy and all american fudge
RAWKS! we were behaving like some rich bitches after that,
werent we bestie?
HAHAHA.

met the rest and
shop
shop
shop
.

at 9.15pm:

BABYPIE AND SUGARPIE(:

CRANKY CORNY CRAPPY (=

THREE ON THREE:D

HUGE MASSES OF PEEPS(x
just look at the crowd-

there, CHINABLACK! :D
sipped on shirley temple and pussy foot,
and then
there's dancing all the way
till the break of dawn, HAHA.
marisse, what an enticement eh?
-hyakyak
and chris pinched my butt!
so bothered till now, help anyone?
hahahaha.

it was:
funky,
hand-clappin'
foot-stompin'
attitude-pumpin'
hard-hittin'
music-rockin'
non-stoppin'
energy-explodin'
heart-poundin
flowin' like a faucet,
give me somemore of those noises.
GET ON THE DANCEFLOOR
AND ROCK YOUR BODY.
((:

i cant wait for the next big HOO-HA to happen.

dad fetched us home after that;
YAYNESS PARTY, WE LOVEEE!

2005-12-17T22:47:00.000-08:00

Do you remember
When we fell in love
We were young
And innocent then
Do you remember
How it all began
It just seemed like heaven
So why did it end?
Do you remember
Back in the fall
We’d be together
All day long
Do you remember
Us holding hands
In each other’s eyes
We’d stare(tell me)
Do you remember the time
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time
When we first met
Do you remember the time
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time
How we used to talk(ya know)
We’d stay on the phone
At night till dawn
Do you remember
All the things we said like
I love you so
I’ll never let you go
Do you remember
Back in the spring
Every morning birds would sing
Do you remember
Those special times
They’ll just go on and on
In the back of my mind
Do you remember the time
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time
When we first met girl
Do you remember the time
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time
Those sweet memories
Will always be dear to me
And girl no matter what was said
I will never forget what we had
Now baby,
Do you remember the times girl
Remember the times
On the phone you and me
Remember the times
Till dawn, two or three
What about us girl
Remember the times
Do you. do you, do you,
Do you, do you
Remember the times
In the park, on the beach
Remember the times
You and me in spain
Remember the times
What about, what about...
Remember the times
Ooh... in the park
Remember the times
After dark..., do you, do you, do you
Remember the times
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Remember the times
Yeah yeah
Remember the times

*i loveeee this song heaps :DD
REMEMBER THE TIME

you mean the world to me honeybum-BEAMS*=]

2005-12-17T20:11:00.000-08:00

was browsing through all my vcds on the rack;
and i found MJ's album.
seriously, if my LCD isnt spoilt, i would def watch
HISTORY,PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE.
( his best works of all times)

guess you guys didnt know that he was my
fav artist of all time;
i loved how he looked after he did the third bleaching
and nosejob; but i guess he's just not satisfied w his looks
and did like 2384759 over times?
wth, now he's like an ugly freak.
i guess he's obsessed w the westerns;
and forgotten his roots. -sigh
oh god, MJ! what's wrong w you.
tsksie pixie-

i still lovee you though; you're still my king of pop :DD
and im currently listening to all his tracks(:
oh, and one of my fav mtv of yours is remember the time!
ah, i loveeeee.

2005-12-17T18:48:00.000-08:00

8am trg at SPANS JOM kills man.
( much damnation)
~~fuck this fucking fuck of a training.~~

i cant believe i cried during trg
( it was eff-ing tough, i couldnt ~~fucking~~ breath for nuts)
this is so embarrassing,
i dont think i can qualify for first dan;
i lack this ~~fucking~~ word called:
stamina,
shit!

ARGHHHH;
-fumes.

2005-12-17T07:16:00.000-08:00

quick update here, giving shoutouts! (:

FUSSY-CUM-VERTICALLY BLESSED BING- you so owe me a pair of green birkenstock(!) for X'mas. and you better turn up real early on monday. bitch out, fast :D

BABYPIE- bestie(: rmb our barbie date out, we'll rack hell beneath((:

TWINNIE- i cant believe you tortured your tooth! now you cant smile DARLIE WHITE :DD heh heh; still, catch up real soon. and i know you're cravings for me are like, waayyyy out the security level of friendship, hahah!

PARTNER- you stop laming my butt off please! ACS(B) will turn you on, anytime :D catch you capsizing your canoe at sentosa ;) heh- i know you loveee me too much, haha! tanning date, sooon! xD

MARCUS- horny, yes, your durex strawberry. BEEG fling w you on monday night ( i DONT what a vibrator for X'mas) -laughs uncontollably;

HORNY SON- yes! i know; those three things are like for my HOTSPOTS. you get me those, i'll give you your Gstring, promise! ( no 'sexbomb' written on it please.)

CHER BABY! - sorry i cant attend the 18th dec slumber party but i'll host the next slumber POOL PARTY alright? promise to have a real crash time ): TM rawk out soon yes?

CLAR- gawdd; sorry i cant attend your X'mas pageant! but i know you'll look fab cos your costume designer will do a great job on you.whee` see you on the 19th(:

TUDI- (tickles) you owe me a ringggg still. haha. all the best w jellygirl:D see ya at the dancefloor;

loveeeee you peeps ((:

`and ~~LOVEpill*, uoyevoli~~

2005-12-16T20:44:00.000-08:00

you make me go topsy-turvy`

; Every Word You Say Can Move My Little Heart* ((:
dearest, h.o.m.a*
ilu-
xD

2005-12-15T23:47:00.000-08:00

just got home from training actually.
dead beat):
i nearly passed out today please and i guess my
dad doesnt give a shit about me being sick la, yay wtf is this.

Wee hours of this Morning, sneaked out to meet dearest at Camp(:
Like since when have i got such a devil-may-care attitude man.
plus, my mum's still awake watching tv in her room and my room's just beside hers!
Hmm, crazy things you do for Love; :DD
im so glad i managed to sneaked out at 1.54am-6.08am, heehee xD
yayyy! dearest made me so damn h a p p y la! -BEAMS.
oh, and she's probably coming to my hse later, haha.

But im so sure we wont really talk much right, dearest?
we'll be so tired la. i think im feeling worst than tasha getting all the jetlags! HAH.
seriously, im super shagged out man.
bro tried to be kind for ONCE and told me to eat more fish(:
(cos i lacked iron)
sweetness; hard to come by eh.
hahah.

gotta 'fessed up- those liplocks were a-m-a-z-i-n-g.
i lovee your soft giggles and private groove whispers;
Oh God, im getting so fixated on you.

-You Made Everything Seemed So Right.

2005-12-14T23:39:00.000-08:00

WINSLAND HOUSE II.
goethe-institue;

gosh. dad is seriously out of his mind.
somebody, take him to IMH, i pray thee.

he signed us to listen to a PHD's speech for four gundam hours?
Speak No Fear, oh wow.
so now he's trying to train us to be outspoken?
what?
and we have to sit through this torture chamber for three days?
best papaya on earth man!
x(
i cant believe he spent $900 just like that.
damn wasted la. just imagine the amount of stuffs i can buy for myself.
dad just burst one whole big bubble, plop!
right, i wish.

and my brother is so going ta ge tit! he told me we're going to eat at some coffeshop la.
walao.
and im like so unattired.
grey tee and berms, perfect!
winsland house, mind you nit-wit.
tsksified.

teeheehee, i ate at OrangeLantern! :DD -grins

; enough of aikido trgs.

i need a Muscle Melt, can somebody massage me!

2005-12-13T18:58:00.000-08:00

Oh Bloody Donkey Hell.
i s*ear im going to kick his balls la, wth.
( um, when ive gotten hold of his address that is, hahaha)
then i'll be able to hang pigs (:
that stupid thrash-thrower, run like sissy tryta catch me us;
asscream man, never die before pls, tsksified.
normal la huh?
~~ALL~~ MOST boys are rotten, taste like mutton, feel like cotton,
irritating to the max and they're so dead if they mess with belly la!
hahah xDD
all because of one really 'BRILLIANT' person who suggested going to PS to watch
SawII (NC16), besta-mania man!
this is like the second time im so unsuccessful.
walao.
GVPLAZA? -tsksified.
"PS is the easiest way to get into an NC-16 show", super duper ultra mega wrong please!
( i wonder who's THAT person man, hahaha. i can SO crush her LA!)
-MurHur
and believe me, we tried countless of ways to get in.

i mean, we got the tickets!! but the darn old fuggly curator still demanded that we show our IC before entering la. yay wtf. (dickweed, heh heh*)
verny lily (haha, new nick), super ACT BEEG/'COOL' la. still went straight up to give the ticket, laughsoutloud- really, i knew that stupid woman will not let us in THAT easily and you still went up. best, alone somemore. -rofl
gawd, embarrassing! x'DDD

and you! please notify me of your actions, they're SO unpredictable can! taking out ur pumps w/o telling anybody.
you should have seen yourself! like some criminal fleeting for your own life, hahaha.
JOKE PLEASE.
i was oh so b l a n k la!
anyhows,trying SOO hard to get into the theatre, we didnt even realise that
we're having our own SAWII film la. in-the-making somemore, HAH :DD

dicky weeky, such a waste of money right? but at least we get to keep the side ticket, haha. got that silly dino there! (: oh, he's jigsaw the killer.
yayyy, OUR SawII much of a fun thing hur? xDD

p/s: i know i look damn cute in those photo albums, haha.
and please, for goodness, the letter i wrote was damn rubbish la. haha.
so called 'diary' man. heh :D
had fun w you, though it was short! -smiles(:
another time okay?
and IPCH bing, this name suits you ALOT. that's YOUR ultimate nickname. okay?
choose it. you wont regret being a recruit of THE BING SOCIETY :D

and i finally met dearest after 94767291 hours man -BEAMS.
but it's damn short la, tsksified.

and that stupid (whoever the name is) tutor's the first on my blacklist la. first lesson w me and just not turning up on time leh.what nonsense is this man. said three and now it's like 6? URGH.
if not i could have stayed longer with IPCH medi-sized bing and dearest la. -RAHS

We So Melted Into Each Other-
but i blew it off, as always.
i cant believe i did what i did, again.
though i know deep inside im cringing.
But it's hard. It's really hard. It's too hard.

KISS41*, why helloo! (:

2005-12-12T06:24:00.000-08:00

Today was uber boring please.
didnt even step outta the house.
okay, i did.
ta play sand at the playground?
there's like
no rain, nothing.
i thought of running in the rain actually, hahah.
so wasted please.
PLUS i can do some pole-dancing,
right, jo?

anyhoos, i just felt like blogging somehow.
and i happen ta blast out
Mai-A-Hi, Mai-A-Hu, Mai-A-Ho, Mai-A-HaHa, l a m e.
stupid techno song,
cher sent me.
the chinese version is even dumber.
what cockroach?
not scared of cockroach.
okay, i can so go BU PA BU PA LA.
like THAT la, best!
hahaha :DDD
and guess what?
i went to this webby and it's hell of a funny shit man.
this flabby fatty guy's singing that Hu-Ho-Ha song la, hahahah.
and it's DAMN EXAGGERATED kinda way. he's like
fantasia number two or what la. the mouth-size i meant xDD
forgot what's the url though, oh wells.

i go cf with Dickweed and Doris now.
goooodbye peeeps!((:

i love ethaniel ;)

2005-12-11T07:04:00.000-08:00

i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel!
I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL!
i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel!
I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL!
i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel!
I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL!
i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel!
I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL!
i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel! i love ethaniel!
I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL! I LOVE ETHANIEL!

he has the longest boy-lashes i have ever seen.
i love little ethaniel juashane! :DDD

p/s: he's only a child, dont get me wrong.

2005-12-11T06:51:00.000-08:00

From :
A Crush On You.com
Sent :
Friday, November 25, 2005 10:38 PM
To :
ellebanna74@hotmail.com
Subject :
Someone has a crush on you

Dear ellebanna74@hotmail.com,
Someone has registered that they have a crush on you!
To find out who click here:
http://www.acrushonyou.com

With Love,
The Crush Mistress

WTHOAFM was that la! been receiving such mails ever since.
RAHS-

this is so
sickening + irritating = sickatating!

2005-12-10T22:51:00.000-08:00

this whole week when some-know-who's not arn,
ive been having sleepovers and slumber parties :DD
yadaaa.
those were thumbs-up man, thank you
THANK YOU THANK YOU.
for those who made it possibly jamming, APPLAUSE URSELF.
im so glad there's many happenings to get my mind off
some-know-who. tralalala-
( but still, i dont think it really did helped. as a matter of fact.)
God was great this whole entire week,
didnt get myself into much trouble.
lest, scoldings.

CHERYL, CHERIE, CHERLYN,
thanks for the fun,
FUN FUN FUN!

i dont know why, but i didnt sleep well for the past 7/8 days lar.
knock-outs always seem to be stagnant at 3 (slash) 4am?
anyhoos, so glad i managed to YAYE myself out :D:D:D

sissy bears are such fun-suckers.
sucking out all the fun, wet blankets!
this dont want, that dont want.
sucky them la -UGH.

mf and lyn's uber noisy.
fav let-out cousin's damning me on lameness.
cherie's forever quiet and yf keeps calling me
chee cheong fun, great!
dai kum mou keeps having this debating session with me -frowns
but it was fun since i always managed to out-smart her!
WHOP!
im powerbelle! (: YEY!
oh and i love distubing lyn, cackles!
-murhurhur
loose baby pumpkin's always asking for MILK.
and it's not ordinary milk from the MILK POWDER TIN kind.
sickness please.
and i hafta take high-low milk and pour out from
XXX just to make it look seemingly, um, real?
just to please her
oh WOW,
her kind of entertainment
yuck la.
but i gotta admit it's DAMN funny.
heehee.

oh did i tell you
that ALOYSIUS LEE JIE JUN's a psycho insane freak?
( sorry to ruin ur rep, bro) -smirks ;
he just keeps tapping me on the shoulder and say that he got a present for me,
either that or 'eh, you got a msg from your friend' or 'eh, look at this'
and guess what he did next?
he farts at my face and/or points both middle fingers up
(he did just THAT la, mind you)
gross and so unnecessary.
PLAIN JERKASS. ( the really -.-" kind of expression, serious)
he is so gonna get it
anyone wanna be his replication?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

hrrm. bowling and swimming with cousins and uncle ben:)
all that workout came ta naught la cos slumber parties are like
grow-fat, gain chubbiness YAYE-DAY kinda thing. tskful!
but still, it's :D:D:D:D -teeheehee
sleepovers are ultra fun, with me arn! ahahas-
homed at cheryl's at 11.37pm.
computer, used by her.
just went everything was uber boring,
i go VCDs. hehs.
cheryl and i are such couch potatoes man((:
and proud to be two.
we're only on disc one and she fell asleep, best!
guess she must have been super shagged out.
oh wells.
fortunately, lyn woke up! yayy :D
haha. and she sat with me thru disc two of white chicks
and after that show, we watched School Of Rock followed by a lil of
crayon shinchan xD
by then, it was already 6.10am! hohoho.
broke sleepover record.
and apparently, annabelle tried to drown annabelle LA!
not exactly.
I spilled one whole jug of water on myself, theoretically and literally speaking.
how mermaidie mermaid can i get man : LOLS.

slept for two hours, woke up at 8plus.
made breakfast for my cousins :D
and hell, was i an EXCELLENT chef -BEEGgrin
cooked omelette (inside it is nutella chocolate filling,haha) and some pretty disgusting stuffs.
p/s:dickweed! i'll tell you what's my signature drink for em here! (:
hahaha,
well, i 'experimented' a total of two. plus the original, ice milo blended.
BOTH drinks are blended stuffs ;)
duh! what else can i do with a blender?
First, VomitPunch
i blended the nutella omelette, roti prata, milo powder, snow flake cereals, curry sauce,
choc chip dorppings in together with water and ice and WALAA!
VomitPunch is served, chilled.

Second, PukesyMixey
i blended soybean milk, beancurd, coffee powder, raisins, wanton noodle and butter biscuits, adding water and ice and PukesyMixey, chilled is done:)
this drink is very nutritious indeed, hahaha

both drinks arent really pleasant for the eyes and nose
cause it's like brown, dirty green, grey, WHATEVER.
it's ONE WHOLE BEEG SHIT LIQUID with FOAMS FORMING,
and really foul smell
which was SICK I TELL YOU.
but my uncle said it's nice to drink, uninformed of its contents(: -oopsie

anyone want a go for it? i'll charge it FOC for the first cup.
subsequent cups, priced at $2.70 (inclusive of 20cents BST)
BST: Belle Service Tax =]
*note of caution: there will be after-effects but i assure you
that you wont stay in the toilet for more than an hour! -giggles =p
belle you're so mean, stop it or i'll bust your ass!

time checked. just came back from shopping with cousie:D
beeg HUGE thank you ta cheryl for accompanying me ta shop!
it was loadsa fun getting all cheesed-out.
dont mention about you-know-what la,
christmas shopping real soon okay! hahahaha.

bbq at my house.
burn charcoal burn,
uga shaga burn!
BURN, BURN ,BURN.

ooh la la, get those fats piling people. ahahaaa xDDD

precious is coming back in a few minutes' time! *yey*
i cant wait, i cant wait, i cant wait! -jumps arn like mad.
teeheehee :DD

damn i miss the sound of your voice-

RARRRGH.

2005-12-09T03:44:00.000-08:00

dickweed and bally straw is facing a ~~crisis~~ swearing session right about now,
now now now now now.
:)
eh, no. wrong expression.
it's
=0 and :( and >.<'
hahaha.
we are like MAD at ourselves for being M A D.
to put it in a more read-able way,
we are MAD because we are M A D.
MAD/M A D.
get it?

FOAH. forget it.
i am un-understandable(:
i loovveee getting crazy WITH dickweed
and those late night text messages!
and she's crazy OVER me.

hahahhaha.
SEE LA dickweed!
you're MAD, i told you so.

2005-12-04T00:25:00.000-08:00

eh, LOVEpill*.
i dont think so.
more like the orginal LOVEthief.
-hyuk hyuk hyuk

this is so bad :(
im going ta be part of the mentally challenged,
real soon.

im sorry,
i'll eat those words up.
come back soon?

somebody; diggg my heart out.
just bleach it`

2005-12-02T00:04:00.000-08:00

you almost always pick the best time
to drop the worst lines.
you've ~~almost~~ made me cry
again
this time.

you're sick and tired of always having to give in to me?
rightt, so damn f*ing right.
so i treat you like a toy.
why, thanks for handing a heart worth breaking.

i tear my heart open,
i sew myself shut.
my weakness is i care too much

too damn much.

dont act like you know me, you know nuts-

2005-11-27T23:55:00.000-08:00

i hafta do whhaaattt?
have aikido trgs almost every other day?
WHATTHEHELL.
my assholic of a father is driving me into my grave man.
(somebody, get me a coffin, thank you.)
but on a lighter note, i going ta get a haircut this afternoon ;D

anyhoos, hello annabelle lim, you're so cutee please! -pinches.
and and and, keana broadman, you're such a beau!!
teeheee.

*it's babe in the city at sicc! 8)

with mum?

2005-11-26T22:56:00.000-08:00

like the charred remains of a hellfire.
her face is.
not like that for today.
so i went out with my mum the
whole
entire
day.
i was s'pose to go for dance class this afternnon
but ms poppin` sprained her leg or sth.
what a bummer aye?
mum's working and i hafta shop for like damn alot of stuffs myself.
hee.
but it's not a bad thing!
i end up shopping for all my fav chocs and i bought one whole tub
of twix ice-cream! yahooo* (:
and i bought 4 lime bacardis! :DD
yayyys.
i wanted to buy the bitter-lemon vodka but i think mum will kill me if i
get back ta her office with all those junk.
hmm.
shop at jason's! ((:
greatt junkie place.
yayys.
okay, so i shopped by myself for like two hrs
at forum (:
and i went to toy'rus, teehheee :D
i want little cookie monster panties!
haha, no.
power ranger is already bad enough >.<
aiyah, i want that green berkinstock!
bloody hell nice man (:
okay, to me it's nice 'nuff.

got back to mum's office at 5plus, just in time for european bridal fashion show!
yadaaa, thumbs up.
black wedding gowns, and raffured coat, classyyy.
-smiles

i so want that brown dyed-checked tee badly.
i am just waiting for a DKNY sale!
can somebody just kill me please? quickly and painlessly.

dance, babeh dance.

2005-11-25T10:32:00.000-08:00

dancing queen and ice princess,

so we had a blast. no doubt.
i cant seem to settle.
we've gotten like edie-over-dylan crazy kinda mood,
really.
went to east point to meet clar;
and there's this young pageant contest held there
and I AM JUST SO STARING AT THAT HAWT YOUNG GIRL
SHAKING HER BON-BON! (:
she danced like six songs! haha, all super beyonce kind.

alright, and then this man came up to us and gave this flyer.
guess what?
it reads :
clubbing at TUNNEL, hip hop special.
like, okay. are we even allowed to enter mister raggy?

we took like an hour odd long to get to jec.
well, to ice skate.
but today happened to be the opening of Skate Singapore '05!
damn, all professional skaters in the rink from all over the region.
and it's like open to public, free admission.
haha.
so we stayed there to watch them practice their piece.
the girl who did that shrimp-jump, awesome!
and how hawt does that hockey skater wanna get la, walao.
i so nailed him doing that sleazy grin making me feel oh-so woozy pls.
clar, did you see him in action?

anyhow, we did a little shopping here and there.
i went for my meiji chocs and clar went to search
for some cosmetic products for cambridge.
soon we're on our way to town, to meet LOVEpill! (:
ahhh, and she's in greeen!
quite frankly, she looks goooood.
but of course.
moreover,
it's
green.
one of those bloody nice colors.

and clarice, for your information,
dipping fries in ice cream is nice okay
and so does mixing chilli and mayo tgt!
and and spreading grape jam on beef? (lols)
if that's called gross,
then im proud to announce that im your grossest fren ever ;)
hahaha.

what's next?
CHINABLACK.
(oh, im so lazy ta blog it down, shall quote from clar's blog)

"and then we danced like crazy people.
serious.

but hey!
it was fun.

(if you're gng, dont reach there so early because
the great music wont start till the dj comes in at about 10pm.)
which is what happened.
we waited and waited.
haha "

oh, and i cant believe i met chris!
tasha, i met c-h-r-i-s.
like wow right?
she asked me to dance with her on the platform la,
embarrassing.
not to mention,
how stupid it looked.
i looked.
it was like i went up and den down, haha.

okay clar, i think we're really mad down there.
come to reflect back.
just
cant
stop
moving.
what is wrong with us?
mr bean prances- rofl
and everything was oh-so LOUD,
i like.

and marcus came SO at the right time man!
with his VIP seatings and his 30 over friends.
just when we're about to leave, perfect!
yea righht.

many pl-lites were present(:
bird looks darn hawt. -phwaorr
and ann na embarrassed me! UGHHH.
you'll get it Xavier! -pfft

arghhh.
we left like 11 but i ended up reaching home at 1am.
eff-ing greattt man.

bloody hell, dead.
hello,
D.E.A.D.
got the message?

seoul's good for the soul;

2005-11-23T23:26:00.000-08:00

dearest mister goodie daddy,

all the treatings and pamperings from HIPPO and HORNY SON
soon'll sprout out an extremely spoilt belly!
oh no :( that's so bad.
i
feel
like
a
total
money-ripper;

mel, we're like burning their pockets up. x(
movie, food and entertainment treats, all paid by them for us.
tskful, indeed.

i must admit that i enjoyed myself pretty much today.
all the fun,
costing none,
doubles hap`,
adding smiles,
so
worthwhile!
:)

seoul garden was just a passing suggestion
and you guys took it so seriously.
thanks for the sinfully-delectable dinner ;DD
hippo and horny son's bent on feeding me all the meaty stuffs,
my tummy nearly exploded out la please!
hahaha, we took soo much food that we had to eat em all up
cos every kg wasted, we hafta pay 5bucks i think.
and i cant believe i ate like 6 over scoops of different-flavoured ice cream(:
those shark fillets! man, what a feast with all da junk! x)
and i know i kinda went high later on. haha!
so sorry for my absurdity at taka -sticks out tongue.

ahaha, today's the exploration of the whole of Orchard! :)
i love twenty-third!
but of course, it's my favourite number.
naturally, it appeals more to me LA! :DD

gigggles.

oh, and it's exactly one mth more to hippo's birthday.
the celebration of thy mother's womb! ;)
UGH. that sounded peevish.
so un-belle.
hahaa.
remember this tagline?
belly belly quite contrary?
hahaha.
to trust or not to believe, that is the question.
alright, i think im mad.
probably because i just missed amazing race, again.

whatever it is, kids, im telling you that,
twenty-three is verryyy importannt.
why?
ask your mother.
HAHAHAH.

she won the day out

2005-11-22T20:13:00.000-08:00

so bee won the day out with belle.
that's not much of a shock since she's bellee's
buddaye(:

it's another fun-tastic BEE and BELLE.co outing,
as usual! x)

let's see what's on our agenda for the day:

joke with each other
movie marathon
shop a little
grab few bites

let's just say we accomplished all four components

with abit of a twist(:

it turned out;

teased, laughed and whacked each other
caught Oliver Twist only
shop until we drop
ate bellyful of pastas and famous amos' cookies(:
went home cash-less but happy

truthfully speaking, it's nothing fun-tastic about it -gags.

( that's what we normally do and the outcome is very much expected to be the latter anyway, hahaha)

oh, oh, oh! and we met robyn, sheryl and melody today!! -SMILES

and it only reoccur to me that i missed

cheerleading
ONE camp and CHEESE!
the seniors

A-L-O-T!!

ahhh, if only i could turn back time.

time that's wasted,

time that's lost,

time that's precious.

I WANT THOSE HAPPY SOULFULS BACK =)

p/s: bee, if my ---- gets stained by subiaco and telecan sauce, you'll get it from me!

i'll never let you take it away, never! hahah.

`i am just waiting for the next dumb question you're gonna ask me on our next date.

let's just see who has the last laugh and the jaggedpill of all time-

2005-11-21T23:16:00.000-08:00

dont mention about the many hours of waiting.
skipped my egg mcmuffin just for you, bing! HA
okay, so two hours aint that bad la huh?
lols.
wasted nearly half of the day already, sigh.
nonetheless, we managed to meet LOVEpill* at her godma's condo :)
watched exorcist again. UGHH.
regan, damn.
how scary can she get further la.
with her freakin 360degress head turning.
ewe, plus her f*ing herself nonstop, tsts.
GRUESOME.
and doris kept scaring me la, WALAO.
was getting late already la, auntie cleo called pizza in for us :)
so bing and i stayed a while more, heh.
den auntie cleo went thru all the trouble to fetch us both home
in her PJs somemore!
thanks, um, auntie cleo? -smiles.

die la, i dont even dare to go into the toilet to pee.
talk about bathing man.
argh, i dont want to dream of regan!
yikes! help somebody, she's a total nightmare.
dont understand why bing and dear aint afraid of that possesed girl.

shoo nightmares, shoo.
i dont want to sleeep beside the toilet!

2005-11-20T20:20:00.000-08:00

i am just arriving later and later for my trainings
and seriously, i dont quite mind. at all. hahaha
same routine as last week, preparing for the exam.
just running through all the syllabus from first lock- fourth,
basics and everything including jo and boken katas.

i cant do much b/cos of my blistered toe! :(
crazy shortfart forced me to do suwariwaza.
whatthef*ck, she blind or what?
like she so ~~missed~~ my toe!
max was being such an ass la.
of all days, tsk!
bonnet, i'll make sure you make up for the three whole minutes
of lipsy pain i suffered! -erghh
dwi ( pronounced as dee-wee) is crippled around me! HAHA
we're like handicapped partners in progress!
we'll both be laughing hysterically over nothing, really.
dumb, totally!

caught zathura in the afternoon.
i loved jumanji.
so i guess i loved
zathura.
HAHAHA :D

danny is damn cute!
if only my brothers are like him.
FAT HOPE PLEASE.
that will so not happen.

no, mum, no,
not bananas again!

im so gonna get my dance grooves;

2005-11-19T23:59:00.000-08:00

delfi oh delfi,
dancing queen, oh you groovy babeh
let's shake, jiggle, and bubble up to the beat!

so i see
and i know.

went out with my mum to delfi orchard early this morn,
let's say nine-three-five.
supposedly to meet fibe at eleven, orchard control station.
(bee ar, you're darn hilarious. you're the first person i know who
doesnt know where forum or even borders` is! *faints*
joke of the century please! roflmao-)
still, im such a nice pal hur? fetched you all the way from delfi to orchard and back,
damn you better be honoured! HA

what did we guys chat at my mum's workplace huh?
talk about cellulite man! like you even need treatment! :X
okay, so we ate at orchard hotel ground lvl then car-ed to MusicClinic.
location abit ~~easy~~ difficult to find eh?
so we went for hiphop for 2 hours. yey!
hustle and flow, im addicted! :DD

mid-noon, cabbed down to RiverLife Church, fibe's work attachment place
went straight to the ministry staff room to meet her supervisor, Mrs Celeste Tan.
i dont know what that faggy bee told Mrs celeste, but she asked us to teach her churchkid's hiphop.
goodness heavens! just somebody zap me right man.
and we hafta cheoreograph dance steps for all the fast jumpy christian songs!
so she brought us to the Cradle Roll to listen to the music and dance.
gawwddd. hahahaa, fibe, you're a joker man.
cradle roll is a room for babies! haha. so many kiddy things around! heeeh.
after sorting out a few dance steps, we went back to look for Mrs Celeste.
hmm.
den i saw this lady and told fibe that she's pretty and
that moron went to tell her straight in the face la.
walao, best!
feel like walloping her into a pancake please!
little did we know that she's the female pastor of the church! Miss Joyce Lim.
gawd, how embarrassing! -covers face.
( FIBE, PLEASE SLAP YRSELF 93493745870810 TIMES WHEN YOU SEE THIS.)

went for the youth service called megalife i think. there's like superlife for kids, etc.
and we were discussing what to call for the elderly service. haha.
and mean fibe said afterlife! my goodness!! haha.
okay, should be like excellent life. LOLS.

service kept me in awe. -gasp!
it was awesome!
one service that really ministered to me. i cant believe i cried like fug* lar.
damn funny, to think of it.
we hafta kneel down when singing " rain down on me"-planet shakers.
left me crying uncontrollably. -sniffles

the best thing was standing on the chair, praising the lord.
i thought fibe would stand on her chair but she didnt.
in fact, my whole row didnt except for me.
and the stupid girl beside me kept rocking my chair. wt f h
the gatsby corpse guy damn funny la! LAUGHS.
fancy picking his nose while singing
bee, definitely your future soulmate in the making, hahahha.
oh, saw kim, emeline and a few more pl-lites in the church. hmm.
cool.

service ended like 6.30 i think.
wanted to eat at downtown but end up walking to bee's hse foodcourt to eat.
pancake pizza rawks!! ;))
yummilicious that it made me bubblelicious.
whatever, belle

shoutout to fishbally: ahaha, i saw you again for the god-knows-how-many-times! stop your teasing ah sandra. lols! :DDD
btw, your auntie's baby is one cutie -smiles

today's definitely freestyle-kickin`. im just waiting for the next twistings!:)

p/s: fibe, you better keep mum about that embarassing incident at the traffic junction or ped crossing, whatever it is, you better keep it to urself!

yes, and i think im so in love with polka and cheese.

everything's dashed. just by words.

2005-11-19T00:29:00.000-08:00

they had more to do with you-
i hate being mad.
the thought of it.
which was insane.
what did i care if she rant about ~~them~~?
i didnt care. okay, i cared a little. i cared a lot.
i really shouldnt have cared, but i did.
was i jealous?
how can someone feeling dead without that person be jealous?
DEAD JEALOUS.
i thought it was a little ironic.
if only i hadnt been so harsh on her.
if only;
is there chances of making up?
wishful thinking on my part.

i couldnt figure out what i really wanted with you.
if i was honest with myself, part of me wanted to be with you.
most of me i must add, but then i dont know what's come over me.
the satan part of me perhaps.
i hope it aint just a touch base.
maybe
a
little
more
sophisticated.

words, now i know why they can kill.
deadly, fatal, whatever you call it menancing-

i know i've hurt you so bad. im awfully sorry.

crash time;

2005-11-18T22:57:00.000-08:00

hello four-sixteens,

didnt expect things to turn out that screwed! HAHA.

apparently, today marks the end of Os for them eh
cause` everyone seems to be letting loose and enjoying themselves
already! :)

hrm. met steff at srgn stn in the mrt!
she's on her way to meet her classmates at PlazaSing
wha, steff! you sure do sizzle
haha and steff thinks all her jokes are funny
and mine are lame, walao.
hers are so lame that you can just strangle yourself la.

i'm having second thoughts on whether to drop A maths or not to
cos steff says it's easier in sec four, tsk! -bites lip
we'll see
oh! and she says there's a musical chalet coming up, i cant wait! -grin

then, i met jenny! she's going to outram to have some kinda meeting.
jenny, remember our date!
okay and im off to meet mel and geraldine.
at Bugis! (:
ahaha, and i waited for them like an hour odd?
tst, belle, why do you hafta be so early? -laughs!
well, i guess that's just ME la, the EARLYBIRD.
-ChucklesHard :DD
( ay, alright. fibe shaddup ar . lols )

so i damn myself for not bringing mr atm along la?
there's soo much to shop please, gawd!
and i fell in love with two things greeeen* ;)
i'll never forget that stupid chewing gum sh*t!
grossness, being favoured i tell y'all. HAHAHA.

after shopping, we trained down to PayaLebarStation and ~~walked~~
brisked across to the nearest bus stp and took a bus to kim yip's place.
we cant walk to his condo cos it's pouring like we wont ever see rain.
and ~~thanks~~ to the three cars who made us more
drenched than we already are!

sick of singing " rain, rain, go away ", we decided to go to their school instead
since they're still in the midst of doing their O-lvl-papers.
their papers end at 6pm.
we were the only two sitting at their sch bus stop la.
heard the distant shouts and yells.. everyone's going crazy please!
their voices sounded like bolts of thunder la, crap.
( made me feel like pissing thereafter)
and mel's being so nice as to shhh with the rain.
not long before horny son and hippo came,
we were on our way back to son's place.
mel must be sad cos she didnt get to see zy and lincoln, haha!
hippo went to play bball with merith while horny son
brought us to his condo.
okay, so we did play abit of games.
like we so know how to play UEFA.
horny son and mel dared me to jump down through the window and i did.
damn, i nearly fell into the pool la.
stupid son, only know how ta laugh at me and do nothing, sigh-
and you guys ar, im not trying to copy lulu in the previous episode okay! HA.

we're like darn hungry la. so kimyip's maid cooked noodle for us and it was
oh-so tasteless! bland like crap i tell you.
we even had to add spices! worst, tried for chocolates even!
desperate needs meets desperate measures.
this is one great example la. LOLS.
we end up having diarrhoea please!
super hilarious, hahaha.

end up NOT having our pizza treat cos they ordered it at 9plus?
and it was already too late and we hafta get home by like 9?
cos i cant miss my rainbowconnection! :D
hee hee.

p/s: mel, you good! so called for a candlelight dinner! once again, you flirted with my feelings, haha
DAMN!
who?
damn you :DD

you know i do.

2005-11-17T22:53:00.000-08:00

hey you little hapiness pill,

today's a happy day!
why?
simple.
i ponned training! yey.
okay, that's beside the point.

something terrific happen.
as always la.
constant surprises says it all (:

i found myself in a lip lock that threathened to suck the air right out of me.
yes, this is so totally from a book ar, dont anyhow think.
haha.

dumdeedum.
who's up for a frozen strawberry daiquri?
like i so want my lime bacardi party! :D

magic's the trick (:

2005-11-16T23:51:00.000-08:00

dearest red-haired someone,

you know A maths drained the cells outta me, dontcha?
im so not playing gotcha with miss wong-gimme-hell la.
not refering that she's the hellmaker or anything, just that i didnt want to
do any mathematic sums today.
besides, ive already made up my mind of dropping it long ago.
sat with wei yun for A math supplementary class! *yey*
and half my clique was sitting in front of me. hee hee (:
apparently, partner didnt seem interested in her lessons either.
so we ended up writing notes to each other discussing when to go out.
-laughs
and tasha called me so at the wrong time! wong wong was staring at me la please!
hrm.
once again, bouncy-cum-chopsticks cheated my feelings!
she went to lovepill*'s hse instead :(
not jealous or anything, but she should at least informed me so that i can ponned math!
tsk-

lunched with partner and then headed for english supp lesson.
ms tessa tan was uber boring please!
i dont even know what in the world is going on la.
i guess she's teaching us to skim the passage? or to pick out every paragraph's
topic sentence?
absolutely no idea man.
damn her for wasting one and a half hour, sigh.

oh wells.
mum picked me up and we went for lunch tgt at the ricetable.
and later in the afternoon went to play crashteam racing with monkey zheng, fatty wong and sissy bears :D
yea, crashed team racing indeed.
ha, that is.
they crashed me.
obvious enough?
( ya right belle, like you ever did.
more like they ganged lock you up, tsk! )

all seven of us went to watch Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire's Sneak Preview at lido, taking the 6pm slot!
damn, it was crashing! :DD
cedric is damn hawwt.
f__'s sizzling like nobodys business! (:
fred and george are like the fun-toppers
ron is still the same old tickler -laughs
draco's not much of a change
and i so do not like viktor krum.
haha!

the ending was much of a disappointment though.
well, the film cut off many scenes and luckily the part where
harry kissed cho chang wasnt aired! haha.
if not i'll be hearing many ' ahh, no' (s)

damn, and im in love with little keecia or was it geisha? (:

guess im the next waiting machine;

2005-11-15T22:26:00.000-08:00

hello dragger- dagger,

tick-tock, tick-tock.
now wow, i must say you've got a way in making me wait
three whole hours and still not feeling a tinge of guilt.
best!
my buddies aint suppose ta play me out like that okay!
luckily i got the company of clar please.
if not i think i'll prolly
R-O-T.
either that,
or
get so AGITATED.
both are so un-belle anyway.
ok. maybe a little. alot.
laughs-

sick of waiting, clar and i decided to head to cheng san library to borrow some books (:
and i found many romance novels! *weets*
clar picked out one for me and says that i'll love it.
it's called " french kiss ".
walao ar.
i so do ~~not~~ love it la.
fine. maybe it's interesting.

lovepill* came! *wahooo! den we went macs to grab a bite before going to clar's granny place
to get my stuff.
haha, clar's maid is oh-so the laughing maniac.
she laughs 24/7 everytime she sees me,
i dont know why.
clar, why ar?
-raises eyebrow
afterwhich, we met doris :DD
and as we all know,
contracting the laughing disease is definitely inevitable.

well, it's the crazy times that bonds us together.

procrastination;

2005-11-14T22:11:00.000-08:00

dearest allow-you-not,
should i say im very happy that you turned up and then left me
alone with lovepill*?
okay, why i admit it's alright.
at least you have the courtesy to send us to dhoby ghaut stn
ar?
( but u shouldnt have kept us waiting for more than an hour, tsk)
haha :D
hrm.
if only your mum allows you to go out with us,
den it'll save us all the trouble.
but anyhow, we still managed to see you at lido one!
*yey*
the exorcism of emily rose aint thrilling at all, not thrilling enough for me.
but something thrilling yet fascinating happened in the midst of the show aye?
-smiles:)

damnit, im so sure i wont have nightmares tonight.
how sad!
how sadistic of me. -mutters

you know i didnt mean those things i said-

let the good times roll-

2005-11-11T23:14:00.000-08:00

i havent had a proper update in quite awhile
and i apologise for that.
darn old-icky sissy bear wouldnt let me use the com :'(
so i guess i shall not waste any more time as i only have an hour to use.
why?
blame it on my sissy bears and their ~~dicky~~ friends.
laughs.

to mr jobby, splashes of fun, miss ticklish-cal and young little miss playdough DOLL,
( listen up, cause im going to blog on those fantasic FOUR days as for now. )

in point form shall we?
071105
- met LOVEpill*, bing bing( haha) and bouncy at 11am, trinity church
- watched DOOM(NC16) at lido*yey* that's the advantage of going out with '16-year-olds'!
- at 3pm, went to raffles. robinson point for job interview at Venture Era Company.
well, i guess the amount we get for salary is based on our bonus pv and comission?
seemingly impoosible to sell any products please. wth.
one product for $1882, haha. whatajoke -UGH
working hours flexible though. but for training wise, 11.30am to 7pm the next day.
Manager Thomas hired tasha and i but i dont think we are capable of selling any.
hmm, besides if we were to work, we'll be the youngest in the company! -hyuks.
- at 6.30pm headed home. LOVEpill* sent me home, as usual -smiles.
didnt actually headed straight home instead, we went to the playground near the dialysis centre. and i forgot what we did. had some fun ~~i guess~~ :DD
-went home at 8.15pm to eat my dinner and watch channel8.
-first episode of RainbowConnection!
iloveiloveiloveISOLOVEthis! -SMILES! :DD
-and then there's project runway and s t h.
it couldn't been better ;)

081105
-went out for breakfast with fam
-tasha Merz-cabbed to my hse at 11am
-chatted and had lunched tgt
-left my hse at 2pm for ps, supposedly harbourfront
-took print pics before going to harbourfront stn
-met shitfly and little john. HA ( they're mad, serious)
-met LOVEpill*; went back to PlazaSing agn
-met shitfly agn, this time he was looking really ____.
( LOVEpill* said not to bother him cos he's going ta cry. aww)
-met rachel and the rest at the badminton court, etc, etc
and
then
i
dont
want
to
continue
ranting
about
the
later
part
of
the
day.
JUST

( fullstop-to-it-man)

but one shoutout to shitfly: thanks for the several minutes of laughs la!

091105
-basically, this day was one of the uber boring days
-went out in the morn with fam and brought dad to see the doctor
he injured his leg or smth. oh, and yes, he just came back from thailand early this morn!
he bought me a mickey tote bag and D&G's mickey mouse tee.
( i think he thinks im going mickey craze. hurr)
-breakfast nothing much to conclude except for my mum's useless banterings
abt my sitting position and that some teeko's looking? UGH. shan't elaborate on that part. lols.
-brought acer for grooming
-jer and yz came to my hse
-played ps, cycled, etc
( just to kill time i guess!)
-supposedly to watch SKYHIGH tgt in the evening but mum got sudden moodswing.
so there goes our movietreat! damnit:(
- second episode of rainbow connection! haha.
just keeps my passion lifted! i like! ;DD

101105
-went out in the morning to meet clar at her condo
-we went for a dip in the oly-sized pool, bubbled it up at the jacuzzi and sweated it out in the sauna :-D
LAUGHS. we're steaming inside the sauna room please!
clar kept saying that im so red, giggles.
past previous weeks, weiyun said i look like a lobster ;) HA.
interestingg`
didnt really get any tan despite the help of clar's tanning oil though!
must be the sunscreen's fault hur? lalalas
-bathed and cabbed down to MarinaSquare to have FREE lunch at Carl'sJr with
power98 deejays, zac&wife, mervyn, patricia mok, pck's charlie and some others
totally W-I-C-K-E-D! :DD
they're bundles of fun and a gallon of laughs!
haha.
we all practically went crazy.
it wasnt long before we warmed up to each other! ;)) YEYS.
pat, seb and zac were the major-FUN-outburst i tell you.
haha.
i embarrassed myself hiccup-loads please. when taking our orders, mervyn/zac asked what we wanted and pat requested for her food to have a DIET/LOWCARB in it. charlie, merv,seb,denise goes along with pat. clar then said she wanted a normal coke and i said " can i have a fatty coke " ohmygosh eh. like wth, just laugh pls. freakingretarded.
anyhoos, daniel, clar and i got zappel instead. -SLURPS.
i ordered the LARGEST MEAL while clar ordered the SMALLEST. rahs.
and freakit. it's damn beeeg. like suitable for the big ole` mama giant in DEUCEBIGALOW la.
i didnt know it was that **** otherwise i would have just stick with the lowcarb foldover ;(
ILOVETHEIRFRIES!! yummy.
esp the chilli-bbq and that whatever veggy fries with tartar one*
hmm. and pat showed some R(A) stuffs in which she videoed to merv,zac and charlie but we couldnt see. what a meano barito :'(
and guess what? SHELOVESCRAZYFROGGG! and kept bing-bing(ing) away please.
she was like telling everyone about the song she's crazy over and said that she must hear it everynight before going to bed. roflmao-
HAHAHA, she's damn open and laid-back, i like!
oh, and she said the eff* word. friggin funny i tell you.
she told us about ZOUK HALLOWEEN NIGHT-OUT and that fiona xie covered her face with a ghostly mask and the Manager of the club forbade her to go in thinking that she's trying to cut queues(dammit hilarious la) and talked margirita loads regarding clubs, etc ( like rouge, warehouse, blahs)
oh! not to mention about horror movies and stuffs!! whoohoo :DDD
" the tree rape the gir ya know. wa lao.. " -quotes from patricia
( clar, i hope you remembered. LAUGHS )
sadly, clar videoed pat zilian-ing herself dumb. and i guess she videoed everyone till the camera's last flash. so that explains why there aint any pics taken. awww. whatapity! :'(
fortunately, the stn person took some shots of us and said she'll mail the pics asap. yay, better than nothing!-smiles
hmm. everything ended at arn 4.45pm.. so we missed SKYHIGH's 4.25's time slot. hence, we watched JUST LIKE HEAVEN! and it's oh-so-romanticly-sweet!
hehs (:

111105
what
.
a
.
day
.

mum's sucha salt shaker, just adding salt to the already-abused wounds.
dammit la. 3 hours of hardcore lecturings.
suprisingly, sissy bears need no wear no 20 underwears. hahaha.
nay, aint fair
i got double the dousage of his leather :'(
haha, nbm. i like!
wth. so f*king got problem la please.
it's okay. let me be sadistically happy for once. HA.
P
I
S
S
E
D
-

dont get me agitated now you. backoff.
or else, face up to my middle* finger, you farty poop.
ay, just ~~kidding~~. so not.

went out with clar later in the afternoon to catch SKYHIGH.
it makes you get SHYhigh. ( just saying it cause i cant think straight now.)
great kiddy show! action-packed come`.
i
like
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
hahaha.shall keep mum!
(well, actually i dont know the names! laughs)
jeez! but laughing at my ignorance is a no-no.
=)

shopped for granny's and aunt's jessie's fourth child ;)
my little twin cousins must be damn happy. cos eunice got them as younger sisters and they've got little fourthie angel as their younger sis!
how sweeet and adorable is she! :))
what d'ya expect?
girls are all lovely! hehs :DD
couldnt think of any stuffs to get for grandma so i got her a boquet of reddish-pink roses just before going home.

.
p/s: that's all folks*

fill my cup with love-

2005-11-06T22:07:00.000-08:00

dearest little homie-princess (:
finally, you're going out together with your fam agn.

now i didnt expect you'd be seeing more than you know.

oh howdie-ho.
mum woke me up so early in the morn. wtf.
cant she just give me a break? i slept less than five hours la.
you !@#$%^&*$!>?.
okay, fine.
strictly f*ing no comments.

had to go for darn weekly trgs.
heck, sissy bears and i decided to forgo half of trg
so we went to the void deck to sleeep.
R
E
S
T
.

just when you needed it.

alright, im glad trg went slow today.
had all yoko-man chops today and some jo-trg.
recapped for exam syllabus and also 31-kata of course.

took gregory for partner thrice! he is just plain LAZY man.
instead of attacking, that small nut just kept doing some soft-dancing please.
HAHA.
it seems as though he is doing some 'zui-quan'.
enough of drunkand fist.
funny thing is, he wanted to carry me.
WHAT-A-LOSER.
apparently, chong scolded him! haha.
and i so jagged him into falling eight times. lols.
not my fault man-
alright, so i admit i aint flexible la, not as flexible as you.

okay, cheryl was tough on me.
eh wrong.
max bonnet was the tough one.
ACT TOUGH to be exact.
hahaha.
just found out that max chinese's name is ~~sfdherjf8gur~~
anyhow,
i altered it into a simplified version,
MAX BONNET, MA XI TUAN.
-giggles

mum picked us up and we went to ngee ann civic plaza
for a little while.
we couldnt resist the crowd i guess.
subaru team challenge.
220 teams, 440 subaru-hungry peeps.
44 to one car. tsts.
when we're there, there's only 63 teams standing.

decided not to further waste time, we went to suntec.
hell, we're like touring practically all five towers la. wth.
i hate sissy bears!
we could've lunched at olio!
rahs, instead we ate at crystal jade kitchen.
UGH.
and then mum treated me to BEN&JERRY'S dublin` mudslide!
*yey* -smiles.
but i couldnt get to enjoy any ROYCE chocs though, agn
cos of my darn sibs :( -boohoos.
we went to fourth lvl convention
computermart exhibits.
cool-ass-kicking.
mad. it's technology-kicking to be exact :D
hrm.
i want the latest spankin' new Creative Zen Vision!
if not, it's handy little cousin, Creative MuVo Vidz will do ((:
why just listen? watch your music.
it's something i'll really dig man.
Announcing the next BEEG thing since MP3s hit the scene:
mobile music videos!
whoohoo :D -smiles.
not only is it an MP3 player, a photo viewer, it's also a video player!
has 30GB capacity, storing up to 15,000 songs, 120hrs of video and tens of thousands of photos, 3.7" SharpPix high resolution 640x480 pixels, 262,144 colour screen. high resolution TV-output via TV-out, voice recorder, Fm radio and recorder plus removable rechargeable Li-ion battery!
With such a high resolution colour transflective screen, we'll be able to funk out on crstal video anytime, anywhere, in both daylight and no light. Zen Vision def comes in handy during spontaneous house parties as well! jut hook it up to a TV via TV-out jack and become an instant VJ!
now how cool is that? how cool is that man!
SMASHING! (:
and totally wicked. -grins
okay,
but apparently, this totally aint good to be true.
i cant have it. damnit man.
mum says the price is killing. 899bucks. tsk.
alright, but she promised us that she'll get us a laptop, desktop and upgrade my sis' com.
: DD

hrm.
had dinner at century village.
got home in time to watch daredevil.
nah, obviously im lying.
missed the first half an hour.
lols.

okay, and im so not going to miss about romance! haha.
which is like at one am.
late night, here i come
owl, owl, be my partner!

since 2005;

2005-11-05T21:32:00.000-08:00

dearest gotcha queen,

you so totally squeezed my voicebox out to the very
ravioli which totalled up to let's say eight-nine-five
and also a loss of two millimetres of oil.
man, should i say you're my fat abstracter, not.

midget oh midget,
how nice of you to call me 'tiffany',
just how ~~NICE~~.
(TANGYUAN-CUM-CHOPSTICK, PLEASE SLAP YRSELF
98770222 TIMES WHEN YOU SEE THIS. )
as you can conclude from here, im more of a ~~SILENT~~ killer my dear.

anyhows, going to your house today was.
s
st
str
stre
stres
stress
stressf
stressfu
stressful

i tell you.
haha,
but YOUR kinda stress-emphasis denotes 1/3 of JOY nonetheless ((:
( it's not as if im a drug what, so let loose babypie! lmao-)

somebody came into your house right, bouncy?
SOMEBODY SPECIAL huh.
( guess who? )
M-E,
ME! :DD
haha, ooohh, like that was shocking ta you.
LAUGHS-

you better bring me back to that once-vulturess-appetite man!
im so losing it! tsts.
not my fault okay.
BUT I STILL EAT MORE THAN YOU OKAY!

saw lovepill* today la! yayys. for the first time in a week plus.
gawd, you bet i missed you. SORELY.
hrmm.
and we sure had an AMAZING evening huh? -blusheshard.
hee hee.
me being the cheeky me, as usual la.
did i say cheeky?
damnit,
i meant.
C-H-I-C-K-Y.
you know as in, small?
yea, so face up to my hand tasha.
drop the thought of asking, hahaha!

im so gonna watch today's DANCE MIRACLE's episode! (:
weets.
xiao ai, xiao ai, xiao ai- chants.
haha, direct translation; small love.
ab-so-lute-ly CUTE man!

after taiwan-fever(:

2005-11-04T23:58:00.000-08:00

hello you nibbie-old gag (:

and i know you did that on purpose.
alright, let's say i prolly have ~~ample~~ time to rest
just less than six hours of touchdown and im already off to meet someone.
an ~~irritating~~ someone.
haha.
miss bee the aunty pretending-to-know-all-but-know-nuts person (:
well, at least i did text you on your cell, so stop grumbling.
im happy, no.
more than happy to see you fall off the stairs -rofl
and you still can pretend to do pumpings aye.
bee ar, you're damnit HILARIOUS.
but too bad, i dont have a crush on you.
(and im so glad i didnt)
chuckles hard.
im in love with god-knows-who!* ((:
really regretted not being able to turn up for pool party.
any-old-how, it'll be damn awkward if i were to go.
it's C2's class thing anyway.

and bee, im just not directionly-trained that's all okay
you beeg monkey! :D
you owe me two hours of fun, you dumb.
i wont forget the fact you left me alone! haha.
well at least i got the company of the six people at your house x)
and im on disc 4 of stairway to heaven already! hahaha.
wheepidi, i reckon we go calories-free.

and hippo thanks for being ~~sarcastic~~ aye?
are you sure your text messages are true?
" your melodious voice is sorely missed " hahaha.
it'd better be man.

tasha! you turd! are you trying to make me regret going overseas?
uh-uh. what's with the " so much happened and you missed so much! "
statement aye?
what are you trying to drive at huh? -pokes rib

haha, of course i know i missed much, you must be having so much fun with
your ***! -weets

oh and wen! thanks for your oh-so-diabetic statement, i know you're out
to strangle me with sugar! gawd. i'll always remember our date la! and you'd better not say anything regarding skimpy ******.
shush that out yes? but thanks for your many concern la.

kim you meano! i thought you were a nice guy since you treat ****** so well. haha. didnt know you would ask for ____ . hrm, unexpected, totally unexpected.
( and im not mean okay )

ding dong ar, you're choking up my bills. and go fall in love with gary* ( i like him too)
but steff's the hot one :D
jeremy, you still owe me my reward. i want my reward! hello? that's all you have to say to me ytd? wth.
YOU'RE DEAD. yep, that's it.
-laughs

jeez! sorry ashlee, i'll write to you via mail real soon.
dont scold me damnit, sorry poppet103!

jenny! i'll promise to date you real soon alright!

and lastly, to that hot pink volks i saw today, you're
seemingly gorgeous with that beat-up bug attitude (:

MISSES MUCH:DD

*that's when i love you;
a little more each time,
more than you know.

THANK YOU, LORD.

2005-10-20T21:33:00.000-07:00

i
tndid
niater
yey.
enoyreve!
i
tndid
niater!!!
stoohw
nam.
s'tel
tsuj
yas
mi
repus
ykcul
ton
ot,
dna
on
tbuod
mi
YPPAH!
((:

keep mum for good :(

2005-10-19T23:58:00.000-07:00

dear nerdy pants,

today is by far the most expression-less state im ever gonna be.
enough to know that i failed every single paper, my goodness
i can prolly create a suicide FC now please,
and im really sure that i'll have at least one fan with me; chiew chiew!
(:
digressing please.
im just going to pretend that none of this happened and keep mum
about my results till the day i got back my report book.
and bing bing, im pretty sure you're gonna hit the jackpot
that my mum is seriously gonna chop of my xxx and make me eat them!
haha.
you'll have the share of my pudding, haha.
k, UNFUNNY.

i can just imagine my parents flaring up now la. -mutters
im so gonna be one freakin jagged-grounded-and-baked pill,
i tell you.
nothing beats more than my parents caging me up,
and so not allowing me to go out at all, damnit.
tell me this wont happen, this will NEVER happen.
-crosses fingers, say 'Amen'.

im so in for an entire two months of torture chamber
if i ever thou-shall-not-say-it*

for now, im so going to pray hard. let's just say im
going to do so for the remaining
7 hours before school commences yet another day.
im getting super paranoid now, just hoping that my 60%
will help me greatly!
(combined results, you better dont play me out)

nothing more to rant about as for NOW.

dunk, punk, shoot (:

2005-10-18T21:49:00.000-07:00

hello miss sporty vibe,

had some VOLLEYBALL DUNKING today please.
well actually, it was our interclass volleyball match to
be precise. and this was the main highlight of today's post exam
activity.

b2 vball players rawk the chimps outta me! (:
they all did their best although the outcome was kinda unexpected
and abit of a dissapointment.
nonetheless, we got 5th!
three cheers to the ten of you :DD

just sweat it out`

dance trance (:

2005-10-17T21:02:00.000-07:00

post exams activities started as of today;
im so prepared for the after exams fever
:D
oh, the speaker was such a bore.
she made us so bare
and she's def gone too far please.
scolding us for no apparent reason
like hello, exams are over,
why the study skills workshop,
why YOU man.
tsts :(
obviously, nobody paid a speck of attention to her
was utter nonsense i tell you.
obviously everybody, in the right mind,
would know that we need
AIR and LIGHT la please.
i think that woman seriously needs to go see
a psychiatrist or smth.
get her brain done man, it's so in a fix;

dance workshop was pretty much interesting,
but was rather short. they should like focus on one
type of dance. that way we'll learn more.
i want hiphop! i so missed hiphop!
not to mention michael.
naughty clar got me and bee to dance in front lar.
i think we seriously no face alr please.
gotta slowly pick it up from six feet under :(
haha.

you give me wings, dearest.
i love you just the way you are;
wonderful and perfect in my eyes-

eyes set on teevee (:

2005-10-15T09:44:00.000-07:00

dearest little samsung teevee,

you so rawk all channels ;)
wei yun ar, are you trying to play
cha cha with me or what?
just indulging in gazillion of slapsticks please.

" i wanted to ask you to go out pls.. but i thought you
have a BUSY SCHEDULE, haha. later im like going to the gym
and then go swimming. lol. leeping fit pls, unlike you.. haha =) "
" lol. i cannot go out now. broke pls.. $8 left. yeah..dunno why now so crazy for clothes..yeah.. not as if you are not righ.. haha =) "

-wei yun's message.

partner, i can so kill you for this la. wth. seriously anorexic-woman-of-the-century
man. faggot, trying to call me fat la huh? haha. you crackhead, go gym with me to lose those damnly fats of mine la, still talk so much bull crap.
and ya, for goodness madness sales, you just spent 500bucks that day la, duh. obviously now broke right? haha.
i dont care.
we better have one day out for detoxifying and another day, to work those bod of ours.
den we can shop big after that. haha! :)
and yes, mentioning bout shopping and EA's perfume, where's mine huh?
talk so much, and you gave me fererros for my birthday only?
you very nice lar, miss chua.
-slap you la.
haha.
and yes, bring me my tanning lotion!
we shall have a one on one vball competition.
prepare for volley dunk :D

hmm. how wasted, i shouldnt have gone out in the morn
to have breakfast with my fam.
if not, i'd be able to go out by then. pooft :'(
anyhows, breakfast was beanilicious ;)
i ate beancurd and youtiao. hehs! :DD
YUMMY PLEASE.
we played the spitter-spatter straw dunk game as usual for
every hawker-breakfast. LOLS.
bros damn lame la, spitting own saliva into the straw to stay the rest of the liquid into it.
-slaps heads. shakes uncontrollably.

ayes.
car-ed home and den indulge in my chocolates and jj chips.
seriously, somebody should have seen me man.
im like lying down watching my JAWBREAKER, eating
and screaming.
damn. SO PIGGIFIED.
soon, im going to turn into a hippo *fats wobble*
mum wants me to pack my clothes and all la, unfortunately,
i cant be bothered, haha :(
SORRY MUM.

and then i went out to eat my lunch with my bros.
we played charm-darers and i got to be the queen-dare-devil.
haha.
my bro wants me to roll on the floor in front of the hawker centre.
madness please.
i just skidded and laugh my head off.
how malu-ating.
but the crazy tiko's more of a gross thing.
he spat out his phlegm and suck it back into his mouth,
seriously the grossest thing alive (vomit uncontollably),
and ive seen pretty many gross things to be honest.
(excluding deuce bigalow's show that is)

anyhows, head back to watch B13.
then ghost world.
after which, was d3 mighty ducks on ch5!
-glee* jump jump jump!
frankly speaking, d3 wasn't as interesting as d2 mighty ducks.
d2 was of much a funner thing, i like :DD
probably cos they showed how charlie formed his team with coach bombay.
and those poland guys.
now was some EH students (varsity vs ducks). -yikes.
oh, come to think of it. this was why i used to love ice-skating so much.
cos wen's coach told me that we had to train to an advanced skater in order to play hockey!
like woah! how cool is that man.
it's totally the coolest of the cool.
well, that's if drums weren'nt introduced and honey hasnt
been on screen.

next went to watch wwe. bros missed it as they dozed off at 1150 odd. such sleepyheads.
and at 12.30am, there's this ballet show! :D damn nice, im sure bestie* and clar would love it
if they were to watch. it's about a ballet enthusiast, in fact many. but pointing one in particular.
it's a romantic-ballet comedy la. super touching, i like. the show ended like 1.30am and then there's a korean show following after. but i went to watch channel U's lucky go go go. haha.
i knowit was damn funny, i was laughing my ass off. but i couldnt recall what the joke was. wth.
im suffering from dementia! alafachaii x)

all i know is that my teevee's HOT inside-out -smiles

trapped shapes.

2005-10-14T20:50:00.000-07:00

dear miss sixty,

founder's day today was uber boring please.
a thing held at PLMC sanctuary should have more
substance than just some simple
orienteering services la. tsts :(

finally big bird wore black today! haha.
she's out of her yellow costume! -clap hands
and soggy bee hoon finally add an extra clothing
into her wardrobe but she seriously
need to go for a fashion trim-and-groom session or sth.
~~well done anyway, losehead.~~

hmm, clar sang really well today.
she was da bomb! haha.
that's what we all thought- mutters.
doris look oh-so hot with her side-parting frinch la.
she sounds delicious.
alright, that sounds wrong. but i bet she's YUMMMY:D
well, she look nice in her choir costume la! :)
hotter when towning! weets-

partner, chloe and rj's the funny crackers please.
i dont know, but i reallae enjoyed their company much.
bunch of spastards lar.
and im titled as being the 'in-your-own-world' girl.
HAHAHA :DD i like.

luckily for the service to end at 1140am, we managed to
doll up and arrive at lido by 12.37pm. haha.
only to realise that theWIG's earliest timeslot's at 510pm.
which was rather late eh?
ha, so we decided to head to cine to give it a shot!
cine's THEWIG commenced at 1.10pm!
by the time we got there, it was already 1.20 odd pm.
plus we were'nt sure if we were able to sneak in that NC16 show
like what we did for HOUSE OF WAX.
fortunately, me and tasha had doris and prissy to buy tickets for us!
haha! (( :
and wha la. it was a brreeezzeeee!
cant believe we had an easy entry la.
unlike the previous time, we took an hour plus quarter
to pose as some jap exchange students to sneak in HOUSE OF WAX.
-giggles.

yaddaas, prissy teo.
trying to scare me with her BOO pls. pooft.
my naughty little LOVEpill*. haha=)
oh! before that, we THOUGHT we saw taufik batisah.
haha.
it was just a taufik-look-alike guy in green stripped tee;)
hrm. THEWIG's definitely some horrible crapshow.
i dare not comb my hair now. haha! =)
im petrified to even sleep with my hair. aww man.
no wigs ever for me! haha.
i dont wanna age and get like hallucinations that im being possessed. ewe!
URGGH.
it was a greusome sight.
tasha was covering her face 1/4 of the time!
that hee-ju ghost freak's GAY to the max la pls.
yikes! totally irky-bitsy-yicky-itchy-gross! :S
haha. and this bunch of guys in front of us kept dissing
that hee-ju creepkeeper weirdoic la.
and the sister whatever jinhyu's so poorthangg!
actually i think she's mad.haha.
the sister who has THEWIG on her head's worst of!
some terminal stage cancer who doesnt take her medicine.
tsts. and wth with her.
hrr. at some parts, it reminds me of shutter somehow.
-mutters.

WIG-STANDING SHOW MAN! :))
*doris ah, SHE'S ONE MAD DING DONG.
seriously crying at the wrong moment i tell you.
LAUGHS.
so disgusting part, we all either go 'ewe' or 'yuck' or 'haha',
she goes 'weep-weeep'. HA :D
doris' CRANKY.
and stop your BING BING at me. LOLS. crazy frogs.
so im your tadpole la? -chuckles.
AYES. YOU HORNY GIRL.
ENOUGH OF BIKINI STUFFS.
i remember your boob pudding! -roflmao

ps: BELOVED CHEESE! im so glad i saw you today! heh.
miss you ballon loads please. promised date with taco yes?
LOVEYAR.

and shoutout to JJ : you crazy paladin. ha! im quite sad about you changing your shop
from photography to selling bags la. but i'll still continue to support you!if possible. haha.
WE YOUR FANS! :D
haha, and please, stop your "kee-chiu" nonsense! haha.

not to mention, we saw shaun and justin! those nutcasters ~~dissed~~ us like mad la.
oh man, babarians. haha!
right, enough.
stop being ~~offensive~~, belle*.

ILOVENC16SHOWS.

and miss choc provider, i finished my 12 fererros already,
can i have my royce and meiji's chocs now please?

word of caution to MS FATTY ACID,
im feeling so bloated and
like a hum ching peng pls, i absorbed countless molecules of oil.
so sick can. if i were to convert into a male now,
i would have three folds instead of six pecs! ;(
HORRID pls.
bestie, let's sign up for some yoga sessions alright?
and together we shall lose those damnly fats of ours!
eh no, like bestie even has fats?
UGH.
DORIS AND TASHA, LET'S HEAD TO THE GYM! :)
LOVEpill*, thanks for your company. loveyou! x)
-SMILESWIDEWIDE.

[` undefined- ]

my hot chocolate dip =)

2005-10-13T21:04:00.000-07:00

little new you,

i just hate being late for school please.
anyway, had this etiquette worskshop thing today.
should i say i learnt social lots today? (:
coach jay and sheila's may be considered my social
rater of my life.
they're friggin nice.
if im rich, i'll prolly just hire them to be
my everyday-lookout-assistants. HEH.

jay behaved so much like rayyan i tell you.
both equally crazy. they've got 2 Cs. ha.
crazy yet cynical. RUBBISH.

coach shiela said i had a heart-shaped face
which was quite unexpectated for an answer
cos i thought all along, mine was just oval.
haha.
but she said this hairstyle suits me!
-jumps with gleee.

anyhoos, we were joking like mad la.
whilst other's dress sense on a scale of 1-10 got like
passing or above average,
i think that mrs soh-beehoon got like -10 or sth
please. Ha :DD
somebody just tickle me inflated! CHUCKLES loudly.
eh eh, dont get me wrong.
it's not ME who says it.
these CHARM coaches agree likewise alright
( which is damn cool ((:* )

alright, so i did learn much.
yes. and LOVEpill* hugged me so tight today.

i think she's afraid i'll melt away or sth.
haha. i think i nearly died in her arms.
but the feeling's greaaatttt. rofl.

apart from the interesting grooming session i had today,
we also had this flick-get-to-know you chat.
and after school went out with weiyun to have lunch.
chloe was suppose to go with us la. but she ended up going with
qing and the rest i guess.
cos we were talking to rj,mich and vans.
rj says she'll be able to go tanning next week.
cos she had rasberry mama to keep her
company this week. LOL.
anyhows, that means we can go sentosa again next week.
YAYYS.
and rj said she's wearing her marshmallow bikini
and i dont care.
wei yun so promised me she'll wear her roxy bikini!
hahah =))

reached home early today cos everyone's either gone for cca
or founder's day rehearsal.
how nicee of them to leave me ~~alone~~ -mutters.
haha.
at least i got partner's company.
oh and she's damn hawwwt today la!
and she got her tan! where's my fair share la huh? ;(

and i managed to catch one tree hill on the dot! -smiles.

i so miss that boy who smiled at me and poke me for no reason*

passive and magic`

2005-10-12T21:36:00.000-07:00

Dear mrs amazon jewel,

the entire day was similar to that of BradyGAMES,really.
i dont know what the hell happened exactly, but yea,
it's like a Macintosh Lead tester raging out of
QA multiplayer team associates or sth. HA

morning was some blizzard north laison with
that freakin asshead sok whatever bee hoon
whose surname speaks of its character, AH SOH.
but it's more than that.
GLARES.

she's seriously satan in disguise pleaseee.
like the guide book of diablo, co-producer;
MONSTER,MONSTIC,MONSTROUS!
i just hate her to the max.

haha, battling with her is like some
battle chest basics.
damn, she thinks she can control everything.
well, just back-off you freakin duriel.
im like the mephisto because of you. EURGH.
totally hate YOU.

getting to my point, that soh-ass-freak thinks
she's baal or what? c'mon man.
she's like a nobody. -mutters.
so there you go faggot, here's my poem to you man
( i mean OLD HAG. it seems as though i can hear you
nagg from afar. and stop with your 'helllooo-ing', you
damn bi**h)

i
hate
teachers
who
slowly
uncoil
their
tongues

before lashing angrily
at my ears
again and again and again
'like what the heck,
who you think you are man.'

they
pause
only
for
me
to
mumble
'yes'

before lapping greedily
at my tears
again and again and again.

you asked why and said you care.
i dont think you freakin
give a damn.
so get off
with that
'i-know-everything' look
plus that 'we-wanna-help' kinda stare.
it gross me out.
THIS gross me out
just the way YOU gross me out.

you asked me why
im showing attitude,
like hello,
you dont have one?
DAMN. you must be from
the loser planet
cos you kept interrogating me
if im listening to you.
i know english,
that's if you're
speaking in ABU ABU
language!

f**k you got me pissed.
you're ruining my life.
please keep your bloody mouth shut.
hard to do so?
let me do the honour of calling
the mouth control company
for you.
im sure you'll be mouth obedient inclined by then!
ROARS.

so that crazy motherf***** called both my parents.
wtf does she want la please.
trying to bar me from going out?
damn, i hope your son's not tortured by you.
hahaha.
oh, i cant even believe you can even bore out one!
worst, how did your husband even find a
person like you to hitch up with!
aww mannnn.
misfortune, misfortune,
a definite one.
CHUCKLES AND CHOKES.
(yikes indeed)

hahaha. sure is the JOKE OF THE CENTURY man.
quite abit of a shock, mum did not lecture me or wallop me
like she frequently does.
in fact,
she's on my side
haha.
now there you soggy bee-hoon.
my mum says you're the MAD TING TONG.
ha, take that you shitbag -punches hard at the CHEST.
(oopsieee. has your *beep* got inverted into your body? hahahaha)
im so getting into a fit of hysterics.
anyhows, manage to NOT waste time and speedy-ride
to sentosa by 10.30am although my mum sorta warned me
not to go anywhere incase that sickening duriel came calling.
and a-yi-yi, kangster the kangaroo called clarice.
how bad is that.tsts.
so we both got raided from top to toe.
haha. wth.
cutting off all these shit-olis-tificated detail,
and moving on to the turn-me-on section,
we saw many many pl-lites!
it's practically like the whole of sec threes la.
we met like classes 3A1-3D2 people can!
but the oh-so-bad news is that
we cant find weiyun, chiew, chloe and juan.
UGH.
how infuriating.
oh oh!
and alyssa wore a black bikini! haha.
but the reallae hawwwwt suject was wei lyn!
she was weet-o-weeet man.
like hello, can i get a chill dipper
cos im heating up!
hahaha.
whooo. we're all just burning.
she got her navel done!
and her stud was BLING BLING,
im going blind. :D
aacks, we couldnt really get a tan
cos the weather sucks majorly.
i mean.
we werent there like the whole day
so yea, obviously
we weren't tan.
tsts.

and at 230 odd 3,
went to meet up with
mel,zhengyao and derrick.
forgoing the cycling or whatever kayaking plan,
we went to PS instead to catch a movie
because we had 3hours to spare,
we went to the arcade
and then to meridien to play pool.
dismayed, we cant play pool cos that darn place got raided by police or sth.
there goes our fun.
but ayideehows, we bang ourselves dumb by
spending our money
on arcade games.
hmm.
BANG BANG.
our money; down the drain. just like that.
hahaha=)

came home just in time to watch amazing race lar pls!
SHIOK-A-LAO-SAI man.
i seriously so hate the paolo family.
esp. THE MUM.

gaghan family and linz just rawk.
=)
bransen's fam cutteee.
all girls-look-a-like man.

oh and what's that family who got eliminated?
the old man and his sons?
ahh. cant rmb.
was it godlewski or something?
heck la.
eh no.
it's aiello?
aiyah.
what chheeem surnames man!
yikes =(

yadaaas, hunter got jagged! ha.
mum called him to shut his pie hole. HA.
hilariously
interestingggg.

i guess tyrael the archangel in the ranks
of heaven has been exceptionally concerned
for the welfare of humanity,
and may have erred on the side of
being too compassionate towards mortals.
soulstones vs worldstones.

i'll leave that for you to decide-

Mdm! it's time to go off.

2005-10-11T23:21:00.000-07:00

little miss adventure and miss sore legs,

of course, we certainly did have fun
didn't we lasses?
it's sugar and spice and everything nice.
except for the money wise. HA.
alright, today was supposedly to be a FULL clique outing
but ended up only five of us going out together.
a little sad, but still, we're dum-dee-dumily,
H-A-P-P-Y!
hahaha.
ALL SMILES BABY, ALL SMILES.

but before i move on to my day-filled activities,
let me first say what happened before school;
DATE-BLAST PLEASE.
it was a jamming of orders.
how i wished delightfully was queues. HEH.
so i guess by now, that leaves me to a WEEK OF BOOKINGS!
i like getting booked!
but not reading books!
YAYYYS.

well, there's pros and cons for going with my clique and
going to celebrate vern's birthday.
in a simpler term,
not going with clique.
wth, let's not JOKE.
alright, so i went out with
melly fubbly goobly ang;
smelly nicky nicole ding;
seX-y horny ng xinni AND
clamy cluttery clarissa.
in other words,
it's CLIQUE.
HALF-CLIQUE SPECIFICALLY SPEAKING.
HAHA.
i think im currently brain-dead.
let's make this PERMANENT.
-hyuks hyuks! :s

we headed straight to shaw centre, lido to catch the corpse bride.
11.15am slot.
before that, we went to grab a bite.
it turned a bit of a SOUR bite.
i dont know why, but that freaking subway person was extremely
RUDE.
im appalled at the way she treats us but
obviously, she wont get into my mood.
not even CLOSE, not even a bit.
yea, i went to eat at stamford stall thang instead of subway
to spite that crazy moron auntie.
sorry clarissa and mel for my bad recommendation! :(
but subway's niceee USUALLY.

corpse bride was. freaky funny. haha!
-coughs coughs*
not reallae to my expectation for a TIM BURTON'S FILM though.
:( -sadface.
but i still laugh. i dont know why.
probably the person whom im sitting too
gave me the LAUGHING NON-STOP ILLNESS.
( like i always do aye?)
well, that's because.
because,
because im sitting beside some MENSES PERSON
WHO STINKS LIKE SHIT MAN!
you can never imagine how stinky she was i tell you.
it was crap and i felt nauseatic for the first ten minutes.
EWE GROSS.
for one moment, i thought im sitting
in like some ENG WAH CINEMA or sth.
haha.
either that, or the manager was trying to get into the mood
of letting us smell something that's FISHY AND DEAD.
just like it's name suggests: CORPSE bride.
nbm. this is so wdv.
YES, i ate two lollipops. hahaha.
jealous?
nic ate like 2/4 and xinni ate 3/4 of ONE lolly respectively.
doesn't it prove my BON APETITE-ness?
haha! dang! it's MATHEMATICS TIME.
( like our exams aren't over)
[oh yes, i was like on-off msging mel,clar,weiyun and LOVEpill*
all this time la-]
so baked like tanned-potatoes; my bills are! haha.
cheeky ME. rofl.
ohYES. and then we saw sebastian, the superstar guy.
he was one of a hot-cool thing.
MEL's drooling, i can see! haha. -pops eye out.

haha. thanks to the crazy fatty bubbly angmoh man who smiled
that turned nicole ding so ON that she cannot seem to OFF her engine.
i mean, stop being a spastard.
yes.
she was like SUCKING COKE OUT OF COKECAP.
that sounds wrong, but she's a turd! haha.
i have nothnig more to say, kill me if you must nic. lmao.
oh oh oh and did i mention that there's like countless hotties around! -wwhoots.

okay, then we went to far east instead of heeren as planned.
and i msged JJ and he brought me some really devastating news -weeps.
and then we had this crazy little kinky vibe in us that says
"GO SUNTEC"
and so we did as the voices in our head told us to,
like in amityville horror. -smirks.
we went to surf shops, bla bla bla,
etc, etc, etc
really neverending.
haha.
OUR LEGS SORE LIKE WE HAD NO LEGS.
and that's when i went BUST.
so thanks mel for your 90 cents! haha.
i remembered! :DD
oh yes! we went perfume testing! haha.
and that spastard nic sprayed perfume into my eyes-GROWLS.
haha, she didnt buy her elizabeth arden perfume alas!
and we went to do many many more things. DUMB THINGS.
the best one was that we went to TOYS R'US! yayys!
eh no, CARREFOUR.
hahaha. aye! THE HALLOWEEN MASKS AND EVERYTHING.
as usual, im SO nice as to give everybody a scare.
haha.
i know you guys love a sudden shock game!
just as much as i do heart jagging people! :))

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WE COULDNT RECOGNISE
THAT WE WERE HAVING FUN TOGETHER.
yes! get what i mean now?

so the 'slogan' said.
it's sugar and spice.
throughtout the dayyyy.

i like i like i like i like!
( for once let me be a nun, im chanting. dont disturb.)

cant remember what was it.

2005-10-10T23:49:00.000-07:00

dear miss forgotten,

to begin with, i forgot why i even had a day-off.
ayedee-hows, tuesday's the last paper!
which is like tomorrow!
(scream people)

yes, i'll just revert to going out more often then ;)
more of outdoor activities. seriously,i need to lose those
fuggin fats of mine. it's pissing me so bad i want
to have lipo or sth. HA.
im so sure im going to have a sweeeet week(:
um-um, you betcha'ya.
like im so gonna rise up to the title of havoc diva or sth.
-chuckles.
talking about this, brings in the topic of that singaporean gigolo
thang at gotham penthouse.
i think guys that do such stuffs are seriously overrated.
they think they're hot just because they're gigolos,
why get off this trick man.
it's GROSS to even start with.
trying to support the upcoming movie by rob scheneider
DEUCE BIGALOW, european gigolo.
(but how can s'pore be compared to what's in amsterdam?)
uh-uh, i dont think so.
BUT DEUCE DEUCE DEUCE.
what can i say?
it's friggin` funny! :)
too bad people, it's M18.
haha.
( melissa ong, beg me for the cd. HA)
neh, im just kidding.
but this show is funny because it's horny.
well that's what xinni thinks.
( i can so rofl now please.)
i guess all funny shows ARE horny.
at least they contain some sexual contents.
like wedding crashers?
ewe, both are gross in a way. HA.
i cant wait to be 16! den i can watch theWIG.
doris, my thrill partner, watch it with me!! -murhh.

alright, so i get high with horny people.
but that's alright isnt it?
HAHA.
it's not as if we can control our hormones. wth.

yadaa, today's basically spent at my cousin's
place. yeahh! managed to catch moulmein high.
oh gawd. i missed it so baddd. kinda reminds me of the other teenage
series like LIGHTYEARS. oh man, niceee.
then there's ONE TREE HILL.
and there's obviously chad michael murray!
-smilesWIDELY.
you did not just try to snatch him away, sophia.
haha.
GET A GRIP.
he's mine.
(yes, annabelle. wait long longgg)

oh! and cousin and i went to buy this body glitter thing
and we sorta experimented it on ourselves.
i had one hell of a glitter shimmer party please.
it was vintage glitter to the max! (:
ok, so that sums up that i had FUN.
yes, did i mention i had fun?
i did alright.
( SLAPS- i feel as thou im talking to myself. wtever)

hahaha. and today's the last episode of chizi chenlong! :(
gee. that small dipper lord's damn d-s please! fancy boo-hooing like
some three-year old! cutee.
I LOVE THE ENDING!! (:
-rejoice!
*sings avril lavigne "happy ending"HA.
k, UNFUNNY.
so glad that the he-bitch white dragon finally turned good.
tell you the truth, i think he looks hot when he's demonic. HAHA.
anastasia thinks that way too alright.
fei cui is hrm. feicui.
haha.
i lovee shui ling longg!
shui ling long shui, shui ling long. ( this is a never-ending chant)
yayys! she and libin fuzi! haha. i like. i like! :)

ok. enough of ch8.
now's ch5! ;)
ive got sometihng to declare:
NAIMA IS OUTRAGEOUSLY HAWWWT! :DD
ohgawd. i can so create an FC now.
and wth does keenyah think she is la.-pukes.
she's like so NO and so NOT. -shooooBIGBUG.
kahlen is damn cutee! haha.
she and her robotic dance. tickle me somebody NOW.
LAUGHS.
brittany, i have uh-uh,absolutely no comments.
ayiyi-yi, she's OUT and CANT BE HELPED.
(rhymes!)

oh, and im so angry with that b**tard la. haha. he thinks he's so cool.
walao.
take a look in the mirror lar. PUKES.
he sucks majorly.
i think my friend probably has been stamped in the eye or sth!
RIGHT, and i cant wait to watch into the blue!! jessica alba is seriously
some hawwwwt chick. -icantbreathe!HA.

oh yes, and thanks derrick for scaring me with your incredible tales! HAHA.
im SOOO AFRAID I THINK IM GONNA WEE WEE IN MY UNDIES.
(:
and to be quite frank, pee-ing in your undies is COOL THING OKAY.
hahahaha. TRY IT.
YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO STOP AFTER IT.

be your own boss `

2005-10-09T18:37:00.000-07:00

dear little boy blue,

i hate to say this, but i loved today.
well that's because-
i so made my mum jagged herself extra hard please.
and hello, it aint once, it's twice of thrice!
imagine that man -BIGTOOTH.

this morning i got up with a thud.
if it wasnt for my brother who pushed me off the bed.
thanks for nothing, asswipe.

quarter past next, i received a call from tasha.
(strange isn't it? how she manages to get up
SO EARLY in the morn. it's only 8.14am!)
well, if it wasn't for her [*loh & cher. CO]church service!
-chuckles.

omg la. went to macs for breakfast and had my usual
egg mcmuffin 5bucks meal. HA
i dont know why,
but it seems as though im hanging out with a bunch
of morons, in this case,
happens to be my two shithole brothers and mum.
my mum and i sorta engaged in some kind of
wordplay conflict.
and damn! i so LOVED it (:
it was uber retarted please.
-snorts

anyhows, mum fetched us all to PINES for
morning trg.
brothers and i ponned it.
we went to the tennis arena
to slap ourselves dead.
and they're such cowbags man.
they went for half an hour of trg,
leaving me alone just because i was sleeping,wth.

next thing i knew was that they both jagged me
like crap. feeling utter r e d b l a ck pls.
JUST STAB ME LA.
i had to face that 10 minutes of humiliation from the constant
interrogation of some fuggin`aikido people.
and we even had to get a lift from them to
Marriott.
worst, in our training dogi! ; -ughs.
and then i met calvin and his pals!
super throw face.
someone please put a paperbag over my head la.
-flushed.

afterwhich, mum picked us up for lunch to god-knows-where!
and i didnt know her 'suaybian' place of eating
seriously is super fullstop-to-the-brain-man.
i expected for the rumbling good ole` times to roll in,
with the two-in-one day movie marathon plus the normal dosage
of daughter-mum-shopping or something.
guess i was just wrong.

we went to eat at some reallae nasty shit place
which only happens to sell YONG TAU FOO.
ohgawd. that awfully dirty mundane street.
the food tasted like crap and it
smells like some maggot-infested cheese.
everything's spoilt by
-buzzings in ears
-swoopings in our faces
-fallings in our curds-and-whey
in short: we are extremely troubled by
F L I E S.
now where's the GREEN company
when we needed them.
ecologically speaking, i seriously dont mind
searching for the
rent-a-spider company plc
as long as i can rid of those pests. -yikes.
so pretty sure that's the first and last time im going there.

but the fact is i'll still be going NEAR there cos the levi's manufacturing company
is located somewhere there. GEE.
may i suggest
GREEN GIRL plc
fits the modern world
more acceptably?

that way,
i can securely sleep
under your haycock,
forgetting
sheep.
-baa baa
im surfing friendster now. dumdeedum(:
and i happen to come across two kinds of girl.
one: the reallae sweeet as candyy type
two: the uniquely cool-floop spunky type
and i think they're hawt and turns me on.
let's say superrr ((:
*dont get me wrong, im not homo please.HA
my brother thinks im not right
(not like they dont know im left-handed)

HUR. they're the assholic ones.
they tried to kill me with darts! aw gee.
murder in progress.
clar, see that? darts! darts!
-scoffs.

yadaa fibe, and your michael buble concert.
not like ive taken a fancy for him la. wth.
so stop trying to make me jealous please.
-shakes head.

And yes,excuses like exams aren't totally over and
some work attachment crap plus the grounded-life rule
or the super unreasonable curfews.
so there, no time for towning again la. -mutters

this marks out my options to go to poly
instead of JC.

crossroads i so hate.
-lifts up hand

im all about loving you-

2005-10-08T10:12:00.000-07:00

LOVE;
The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired.

man, im missing you like crazy.
please keep my heart somewhere safe,
lock it up
and throw the keys away.

YOU'RE THE BACK OF ME.
the OTHER ME. ilu-
:))

no order too small.

2005-10-08T02:38:00.000-07:00

Dear prince charming,

ok, so how sweeet does my
lovepill* wanna get la. aww gee.
(:

this poem is made up
of 100 per cent recycled
words and, once read,
can be carefully
cut up and re-used.

socks get seperated and lost left
in a drawer; one is no use.
they must be worn together.
so too, our friends drift if left alone.
we need companions to keep the heart
warm.

without you, im non-existant.
im only living if i can hold you in my arms again.
(:

awake my sleep, rocket child`

2005-10-07T20:42:00.000-07:00

dear most wanted,

exams are finally over!
and ive got lots on my to-do list now.
i better get myself high for the next week
before results are out ;)
i better have a list scheduled for intensive partying and shopping
please.
but wait till i recuperate from the mental shock that ive gotten broke.
-giggles.

my movie-marathons are back! and prepare to be in a dance trance with me! :)
haha.
get high,
get fizzy,
get drunk.

miss chic-lit's backlashed!
back to my assholic world.

feels good,
feels great x)

i speak your name
your hand creeps out
to slow the widening

void.

the nicer you are to me, the more guilty i'd be.

how i wish i was a sleeping child then and now.
that way, i wouldnt have known you,
wouldnt have met you.

crazy little thing called love;
im tangled up in you.

off to hog on the tv now.
BESTFRIEND FEAR FACTOR SPECIAL airing now! -

in the junior club i guess.

2005-10-06T20:42:00.000-07:00

is the flu bug around? i caught it again and again, and so has the other girls in clique as well as my lovepill, tasha and doris i guess.

oh gosh. been coughing lots lately too. the sec fours are like down with fever. all of us are MUGGED-STRESS. ha, wait i guess that's valid for those who did mug.

EOYs seriously the taste of poison,considering the fact that it'd drained the blood outta me,
serious.
oh man, why cant i just have dengue since mosquitoes are raiding this whole entire vicinity, that way, i wont have to sit for exams. haha :DD

annabelle, annabelle,
you're such a shithole.
for goodness haydee lord,
please do study?
-zapps.

( like that'll ever happen.)

oh, before i forgot.
a shoutout to melinda and sheena!
thanks for calling me out to study with you guys.
and im so sorry i got you guys worried!
and thanks for looking for me high-and-low repeatedly
and wasting your money just to take a cab from front gate to backgate and back again.

LOVE YOU GUYS.
a math is hopeless for me la.

my engine just failed me.
i take ages to settle down.
A G E S im telling y'all.

and thanks derrick for the walk home.
u still owe me a spanking.
haha :)

oh wells, all the best to me man.
and YOU guys out there.

scaffolding-

2005-10-04T21:57:00.000-07:00

dear mr cambridge university press,

my literature, geography, socials and chinese
sucked BIG LOTS.

im stuck in this suck-fest.
now damn, i hope you guys will tell my school teachers to give me an A.
haha.
( like that would ever come, more likely Fs)

yikes!
it is too easy to say it's a spider's web.
it has none of the spiralling sagginess,
the lightness concealing deadly purpose.
nor does it appear silently overnight
but comes and goes with clattering conceit.
in between, it sits there all up-tight.
it is more like a play pen
behind those bars the house
sulks out of baleful aisle ways.

freakit.
it doesnt even feel im going through a stressful period.
ause i guess im just not putting any effort.
the fact is,
when did i ever do so?

i hate myself for being such an immature asscrack.
but im already exhausted.
my trouble is, i cant remember
ever being hausted.

MY DADDY TREATS ME THE BEST.
ILY DADDY ((:

feels like a grimangi-

2005-10-03T22:46:00.000-07:00

dear mr book wizard,

i wish i could just
sag,
wilt,
frizzle,
die.

im BLOCKED-HEADED:
no space,
no depth,
no logic please.

books dont face me
fluttering their damn pages.
they sit, spines out,
their titles edging
nevously sideways.
like that will help me to open them up.

take one in hand,
open it gently.
it wil pull you
out of this square-
edged world into

its private mazed ways.
Beware: you are booked.
escape is not easy,
especailly for those
who are happily hooked.

like that'll ever refer to me.

i'll prolly freak out please.

NO RIGHT TURN.

the sign said.

i guess, im

L O S T.
-twist fingers.

fall out, disfiguration`

2005-10-02T20:52:00.000-07:00

dear miss sensitivity,

i feel like a whackjob;
someone please amputate my nose,
i can hardly feel any air going through my darn nostrils.
-silent whimpers.

yadaa, im down with flu, again.
did i just mention,
again?

like hello nose, what's your problem.
now little miss mouth have to do an extra task.

darn that nose of mine please.
sometimes, getting gills on your neck might just seem the right thing to have.
that way, i can breathe in water.
great, i can sleep with my kois in the pond.
haha.

grounded and baked.
im like so dead.

i need a wake-up call, bad.

solilquy:
Listen!
let these words
fall into my heart
like seed into the good earth
and then i'll bear
goodie ole` seed
a hundredfold.

RUBBISH.
reality's hit me like a dart.
now's like too late please. wtf.

like that'll help to pump my adrenaline to study duply hard hard hard.
i only have like 3 hours before 3rd of october strikes;

hahaha.
better get miss logic here.

oh, she tells me that i should drink five cups of coffee if not, drug myself loose.
i'll ttake the latter, not.
haha-
either way im both ----.

i'll just wait for twinnie yuan to call.

reminiscing on my childhood days.

2005-10-01T22:15:00.000-07:00

i like!

first of october,
this is dedicated to myself.
time to be a kiddity-kid,
time to be a tyrant with two;
time for laughter and fun;
time to get those hands a stretch,
they seriously do need,
a pretz of our own likings.

hahaa,i laugh, and yes, im still waiting for my ipod nano and my very own laptop, thankyou.
miss! kindly please paycheck to my mother at work.

now, cut the crap.
there's more seafood to come.

this is now officially dedicated to anastasia.
Dear miss princess,

i should have said:

Your Eden is a zoo,
us to exhibits for
the cool of your day.
Out here, OK , it's no
paradise, but it is
a whole new world.

i should have said:
that lady got shocked by me.
she gave me a hug in return for gifts,
jimmy was jealous,
obviously he is,
and so others was craving,
for her very yummy day.

i love my concordia,
but royal princess gets royaltine,
and so my friend, i call my highness( for that day perchance),
fed me with a piece of it.
the woman gave me to eat, thank god my lord,she did.

she loved the lime barcadi and wanted to
price it off
in front of my lovepill's face.
aww she better not.
for i'll give her one the very next day.

GLAD YOU LOVED TODAY.
alas, a wish of HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
-whispers happy sweet fifteen to my dearest tasha:D

(i hope you still love today although there's no cubical L,trust me.)

like you even know`

2005-09-30T17:09:00.000-07:00

green finch, green fling, green golliwog.
what's in common?

GREEEN!

-slaps face.

wake up, you.
back to the point, ive created a new blog.
haha, guess what?

i just love blog-hopping! ;))
decipher me, you lasses!

2005-09-29T23:36:00.000-07:00

Decided to revert back to the old template, simply cause i missed it and since this is another blog acc. Anyhows, the past week saw many events :) sweeeet.

you make me high.
you're my drug.